Michael Kosta

Maybe they do have the best drugs, huh?

So it seems like war with Venezuela is inevitable, even though Venezuelans don't want it, Americans don't want it, and Donald Trump still isn't quite sure if Venezuela is a country or his cleaning lady.

Not to mention nobody... Not to mention... Nobody has the energy to start calling Arepas liberty cornmeal cakes or something.

And if you're wondering why the Secretary of State, Marco Rubio, isn't trying to find a diplomatic solution, it's because he has more important things on his plate right now.

Secretary Rubio tells the State Department, get with the times.

No more woke fonts.

Yeah!

Yeah!

No more woke fonts.

Wait, what the f*** is a woke font?

Was it a font offended by the Sydney sweetie jeans ad?

Help me out here, Rubio.

What makes it woke?

In 2023, the Biden administration had the department begin using Calibri, which is saying it's easier for visually impaired people to read.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Calibri is woke because it's easier for visually impaired people to read?

Who wouldn't want to help the visually impaired?

I almost helped a blind guy cross the street once.

It's very brave of me.

But apparently for MAGA, the definition of woke has been so stretched that at this point it means helping other people at all, even if it doesn't hurt anyone else.