Michael Kosta

He's ordering every U.S.

diplomat worldwide to stop immediately using that Calibri?

Calibri?

Calibru Akbar?

Cala Cala Mamdani?

Whatever happened to good old American font names like Kyle or Chad?

Look,

Let's not forget about the real victim in all this.

Of course, I'm talking about the man who designed the Calibri font.

And before I show you who that is, just take a moment to picture in your mind what this professional font designer might look like.

I mean, has anyone in history ever been more font designer than this guy?

He only had two options in his life, this or killing James Bond.

He looks like a guy who I would listen to while stroking my chin, and then when he walked away, I'd go, I have no clue what that guy's talking about.

But just look at this blackboard.

I mean, this guy's got game.

He's got a candle thing, what looks like a new G, and then look at the bottom right here.

Look at that ghost made out of train tracks.

Did he just, is this like a new letter?

You can see why this man makes the medium bucks, huh?

Honestly, I'm just glad this kid who went to middle school and drew the cool S all the time was allowed to make a career out of it.