Michael Kosta

I don't...

And as for the arch design, it's basically just copying the Arc de Triomphe.

And honestly, if we're going to be derivative of France, let's not just settle for their arches.

How about socialized health care?

Or even better, the right to... Or even better, the right to start a riot when your boss emails you after 5 p.m.

But five, I guess go build your arch.

Then we can get back to those important issues that you are so eager for America to return to.

So what do you got?

President Trump announcing he will shut down the Kennedy Center for two years for a top-to-bottom renovation.

No, Trump is shutting down the Kennedy Center for two years?

But I promised my wife we'd go see the Bulgarian National Modern Jazz Dance Company.

Damn you, Trump.

Strange he's doing this now, since they already renovated the Kennedy Center the last time he was president.

There can't be another reason he wants to shut it down for two years, right?

Right?

Ah, yeah, he decided to close the Kennedy Center the same way your friend who collects dolls decided to become celibate.

Come on, Trump, you can replace those performers.

There's plenty of great conservative artists like Nicki Minaj and Kanye West, and I'm sure someone else will also have a mental breakdown soon.

Also, hasn't the Kennedy family been through enough?

The assassinations, the scandals, spending Thanksgiving with RFK Jr.