Michael Kosta

Of course, I'm talking about the man who designed the Calibri font.

And before I show you who that is, just take a moment to picture in your mind what this professional font designer might look like.

I mean, has anyone in history ever been more font designer than this guy?

He only had two options in his life, this or killing James Bond.

He looks like a guy who I would listen to while stroking my chin, and then when he walked away, I'd go, I have no clue what that guy's talking about.

But just look at this blackboard.

I mean, this guy's got game.

He's got a candle thing, what looks like a new G, and then look at the bottom right here.

Look at that ghost made out of train tracks.

Did he just, is this like a new letter?

You can see why this man makes the medium bucks, huh?

Honestly, I'm just glad this kid who went to middle school and drew the cool S all the time was allowed to make a career out of it.

Anyways, let's hear what Sprockets here has to say.

I assume it's something along the lines of all fonts are beautiful and we shouldn't be pitting them against each other?

What?

We got ourselves a font beef.

This is like Tupac and Biggie, but for nerds.

I hope Times New Roman comes back hard.

Yo mama's so fast, she only types in Arial Bold.

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