Michael Kosta

Why would he do that?

Because he's a good boy.

He is President Good Boy, and that's his spot, and that's his spot, and that's his spot.

Grace, he can't just pee on everything in D.C.

He'll run out of pee.

No, no.

He's 80 years old.

It's like a water bottle in a hamster's cage down there.

There's always a little bee dripping off the tip.

Oh, my God.

Grace, that's... Grace, that's really upsetting.

The country's falling apart, and the president is spending his time lifting his hind leg and spraying a fine mist of pee all over our beloved Capitol?

I gotta tell you, this is making me depressed.

Fair.

Hey, Grace Kuhlenschmidt, everyone.

When we come back, we find out more than we wanted about Gavin Newsom.

Don't go away.

Welcome back to The Daily Show.

Gavin Newsom is a constant presence in the news these days, whether he's gearing up for a presidential run, beefing with President Trump, or more recently, beefing with Halle Berry.

I mean, I'm not usually one to pick sides, but I got to go with my celebrity hall pass on this one.