Michael Malice

What were you doing there?

Oh, okay.

So Twitter for me, my point is to have fun.

It's also fun to kind of smack down people who I regard as bad actors and also kind of to promote news that I find interesting that maybe isn't as prominently part of the culture as it might otherwise be.

I don't think mockery and cynicism are at all synonymous.

I think cynicism means everyone sucks.

I don't think everyone sucks.

I think it is undeniable that a lot of people suck.

Sure, I can do it in a cynical way, honestly.

It's a quasi-cynical way.

I think most people are neither here nor there.

Most people just kind of go with the flow.

They're amiable.

Human beings are social creatures.

They want to get along.

They don't want to cause problems.

They don't have the capacity to be the target of a problem.

So most people... I mean, if most people sucked, then going anywhere would be an excruciating ordeal, right?

Like literally any...

The airport's annoying, but if most people sucked, it would really be annoying.