Michael Malice

And the thing with the Dilbert mask is there's no mouth, right?

So Dr. Drew was supposed to speak, and I was going to go there and do my little terrorism where I was going to have my little phone and say, nice to meet you, I'm Dilbert, and wave, and then swipe and be like, can you take off your glasses, please?

And he takes off his glasses and be like, nice eyes, I'm going to take them, and just fuck with people at the funeral like Scott would have wanted.

It was really great because it was very upbeat.

And I was kind of honored.

Gutfeld texts me.

He goes, hey, do you want to speak?

And I go, it would be a huge honor.

He just goes, great.

And I'm like, am I actually speaking or are you just quizzing me?

I got to see Cernovich was there, Posobiec, a few other people, and then afterwards went to his house.

And there's something really kind of –

eerie about walking into the house of someone who had just passed.

His ex-wife Sherry let me take two of his markers, which I will always treasure and kind of hang in my house.

There were two lines I couldn't say at the memorial because I knew the fans would get salty, which is,

Scott is in heaven right now doing what he loved most, avoiding black people.

And the reason Dilbert was a black and white comic strip is because Scott didn't really like the colors.

Right.

Because Scott was a humorist.

Just go for the joke.