Michael Malice

Scott's idea is, what if Trump is using the stuff that's in there to blackmail people?

and he doesn't want that to be made public as they lose his power is that theory true i don't know but he's the only person i knew who could make sense of different pieces and make them more coherent now as some of you might know i used to co-author books for celebrities so i wrote a little piece and tried my best to get it in scott's voice and that was extremely easy and extremely impossible which is a contradiction terms it's easy because scott had a very specific cadence in how he spoke

We all know it when we hear it, but it's impossible because you cannot get into the head of Scott Adams.

His brain worked in ways that no other brain worked.

So I tried my best.

Let's see if I did a good job with it.

So here we go.

So the framework is we're having a memorial service for Scott.

The reframe is we're having a party and Scott is running really late.

What if, instead of thinking about this as a sad event, we think about it as a get together?

Is it really true that Scott is running really late?

No, of course not.

Does that matter for the reframe?

Not really.

We all have friends we haven't talked to in a long time.

If you stop, you could probably think of a bunch of people that if you ran to them right now, it would really make your day.

You have their phone number, their email address.

You could reach out to them this very instant if you wanted to, but you won't for whatever reason.

It doesn't mean you don't like them.

It just means they're not in your life at this moment, and that's fine.