Michael Malice
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And no one laughs, and he goes, oh, come on, guys, I have cancer. And it just cuts to this Marine in the audience with his arms crossed. So if you know what he's doing, it's just absolutely amazing. He opened for Tenacious D once in somewhere, I think in Ireland or the UK, one of those. And they're booing him because his jokes are often not funny.
And no one laughs, and he goes, oh, come on, guys, I have cancer. And it just cuts to this Marine in the audience with his arms crossed. So if you know what he's doing, it's just absolutely amazing. He opened for Tenacious D once in somewhere, I think in Ireland or the UK, one of those. And they're booing him because his jokes are often not funny.
And no one laughs, and he goes, oh, come on, guys, I have cancer. And it just cuts to this Marine in the audience with his arms crossed. So if you know what he's doing, it's just absolutely amazing. He opened for Tenacious D once in somewhere, I think in Ireland or the UK, one of those. And they're booing him because his jokes are often not funny.
He's like, hey, where did my whore ex-wife run off to with that dentist she's shacking up with? I don't know. But when I see her in court next month, I'll ask her. So they're booing and he goes, all right, do you guys want me to bring out Tenacious D? They're like, yeah. Do you want to see your heroes of mine, Tenacious D? Yeah. Come on, let me hear it. Do you want to see Tenacious D? Yeah.
He's like, hey, where did my whore ex-wife run off to with that dentist she's shacking up with? I don't know. But when I see her in court next month, I'll ask her. So they're booing and he goes, all right, do you guys want me to bring out Tenacious D? They're like, yeah. Do you want to see your heroes of mine, Tenacious D? Yeah. Come on, let me hear it. Do you want to see Tenacious D? Yeah.
He's like, hey, where did my whore ex-wife run off to with that dentist she's shacking up with? I don't know. But when I see her in court next month, I'll ask her. So they're booing and he goes, all right, do you guys want me to bring out Tenacious D? They're like, yeah. Do you want to see your heroes of mine, Tenacious D? Yeah. Come on, let me hear it. Do you want to see Tenacious D? Yeah.
He goes, all right. If I tell this next joke and you don't boo me, I'll bring out Tenacious D. And it's like, I'm trying to think of one that's not too...
He goes, all right. If I tell this next joke and you don't boo me, I'll bring out Tenacious D. And it's like, I'm trying to think of one that's not too...
He goes, all right. If I tell this next joke and you don't boo me, I'll bring out Tenacious D. And it's like, I'm trying to think of one that's not too...
Okay. He goes, can we agree that George Bush is the worst president America's ever had? Everyone claps. He goes, which makes it all the stranger that his son, George W. Bush, was in fact the best.
Okay. He goes, can we agree that George Bush is the worst president America's ever had? Everyone claps. He goes, which makes it all the stranger that his son, George W. Bush, was in fact the best.
Okay. He goes, can we agree that George Bush is the worst president America's ever had? Everyone claps. He goes, which makes it all the stranger that his son, George W. Bush, was in fact the best.
It was just like, I love him so much.
It was just like, I love him so much.
It was just like, I love him so much.
Oh yeah. And he was in one of my favorite movies, Jesus' Son. It's this little indie movie. He did a great turn in that. He's really underrated as an actor. He's got a lot of range. Like I know they kind of get types cast as this kind of one specific type, but he's really, really talented.
Oh yeah. And he was in one of my favorite movies, Jesus' Son. It's this little indie movie. He did a great turn in that. He's really underrated as an actor. He's got a lot of range. Like I know they kind of get types cast as this kind of one specific type, but he's really, really talented.
Oh yeah. And he was in one of my favorite movies, Jesus' Son. It's this little indie movie. He did a great turn in that. He's really underrated as an actor. He's got a lot of range. Like I know they kind of get types cast as this kind of one specific type, but he's really, really talented.
He's clearly having fun.
He's clearly having fun.