Michael Malice
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I have a funny family story for everybody who has young children.
So we went grocery shopping today.
And at the checkout, they had these protein pastries that it was like low-carb, high-protein Pop-Tarts.
Seed oil.
And the ingredients are just like, it may as well say cardboard.
So I bought it because I was like, this sounds good.
I love cardboard.
Yeah.
And then as we're walking out...
My wife is pushing the stroller with our one-year-old, and I open it up, and it's a brown sugar cinnamon.
I take a bite, and then I was like, oh, no, no, I'm sorry.
I opened it up.
I said, do you want to try the fake Pop-Tart?
And she's like, yeah, sure.
And our daughter's looking at it going, ah, ah, ah.
She bites it, hands it to me.
I bite it, and then she just starts wailing.
Like the craziest cry, like, you're having food, and you wouldn't give me any.
And I was like, the problem is it's not food, and I can't explain this to her.
Because the ingredients are like erythritol and like processed protein.