Michael Malice

Oh, I heard a joke about that the other week.

Tell the joke again. What's the only thing worse... than giving head to Willie Nelson.

Tell the joke again. What's the only thing worse... than giving head to Willie Nelson.

Tell the joke again. What's the only thing worse... than giving head to Willie Nelson.

If he says, I'm not Willie Nelson. What's that, Mr. Parrot?

If he says, I'm not Willie Nelson. What's that, Mr. Parrot?

If he says, I'm not Willie Nelson. What's that, Mr. Parrot?

This statue's Chance Murmur is judging you. Chance. It's called Chance Murmur. Chance Murmur. God, that's so beautiful.

This statue's Chance Murmur is judging you. Chance. It's called Chance Murmur. Chance Murmur. God, that's so beautiful.

This statue's Chance Murmur is judging you. Chance. It's called Chance Murmur. Chance Murmur. God, that's so beautiful.

This is another reason I hate cynicism, and I talk about this a lot. Even just on Etsy, there's so many small... not huge companies, like individual artisans who are creating great stuff and just making it happen. And it's really sad for me where people can't see that. Or if they're like, well, how could I be excited about a sculpture when blah, blah, blah, the Middle East.

This is another reason I hate cynicism, and I talk about this a lot. Even just on Etsy, there's so many small... not huge companies, like individual artisans who are creating great stuff and just making it happen. And it's really sad for me where people can't see that. Or if they're like, well, how could I be excited about a sculpture when blah, blah, blah, the Middle East.

This is another reason I hate cynicism, and I talk about this a lot. Even just on Etsy, there's so many small... not huge companies, like individual artisans who are creating great stuff and just making it happen. And it's really sad for me where people can't see that. Or if they're like, well, how could I be excited about a sculpture when blah, blah, blah, the Middle East.

And it's just like, you can always look for an excuse not to look for joy, or you could look for an excuse to look for joy.

And it's just like, you can always look for an excuse not to look for joy, or you could look for an excuse to look for joy.

And it's just like, you can always look for an excuse not to look for joy, or you could look for an excuse to look for joy.

I don't know what I'm going to do with mine because I got my own. Mine's three feet tall, just like me. Your box was much bigger.

I don't know what I'm going to do with mine because I got my own. Mine's three feet tall, just like me. Your box was much bigger.

I don't know what I'm going to do with mine because I got my own. Mine's three feet tall, just like me. Your box was much bigger.

I don't know if I'm gonna, I think I'm gonna put it in my bedroom, so it's the first thing I see when I wake up. Put it in the bedroom?