Michael Smoak

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fit for all times.

The path to being the best version of yourself should be lonely, and the loneliness you feel is nothing to be sad about.

It is a benchmark and an indicator that you're probably on the right path.

Everything in life has a true opportunity cost to it.

Cutting people off, cutting things off, cutting habits off is uncomfortable, but every time I've done it, something incredible has filled that gap.

Correct.

It's the human centipede, but we've both got our ass and mouth attached to each other.

A little nicotine bump?

Go on.

This is the watermelon peppermint, I think.

Watermelon peppermint.

Yeah, we're just finding different ways to stimulate ourselves.

Yeah.

I have an oral fixation, which is great to say after we just talked about ass to mouth.

Of course, of course.

Yeah, I mean, it was the...