Michael Stumpf

Yeah. So I gave it right back to the coach. Told him to go fuck himself. And he was like, you're never going to make it in the fucking seals. I was like, just eat dick. And I went home. I'm like, that was like, I drove the Volkswagen fucking Vanagon four speed manual transmission home furiously. Just.

Oh, no. Maximum speed 42.

Oh, no. Maximum speed 42.

Oh, no. Maximum speed 42.

Maximum speed 42.

Maximum speed 42.

Maximum speed 42.

So I get home. I remember this. My dad was out on that back patio. And he goes, what are you doing home early? I'm like, my fucking baseball coach is a piece of shit. And he told me I was never going to make it as a SEAL. He goes, get in the car. So we get back to the same van again. Was he driving or are you driving at this point? He was a lot faster.

So I get home. I remember this. My dad was out on that back patio. And he goes, what are you doing home early? I'm like, my fucking baseball coach is a piece of shit. And he told me I was never going to make it as a SEAL. He goes, get in the car. So we get back to the same van again. Was he driving or are you driving at this point? He was a lot faster.

So I get home. I remember this. My dad was out on that back patio. And he goes, what are you doing home early? I'm like, my fucking baseball coach is a piece of shit. And he told me I was never going to make it as a SEAL. He goes, get in the car. So we get back to the same van again. Was he driving or are you driving at this point? He was a lot faster.

He didn't say a fucking word on the way back to high school. We were living on, let me see, we were on Morrissey Boulevard at that time. We were on Trevithan. And did he lock the brakes up when we parked in the outfield? Not like on the grass, the baseball, the way the road fence and like the dugout and stuff was here, but you parked here. I don't think he locked it up.

He didn't say a fucking word on the way back to high school. We were living on, let me see, we were on Morrissey Boulevard at that time. We were on Trevithan. And did he lock the brakes up when we parked in the outfield? Not like on the grass, the baseball, the way the road fence and like the dugout and stuff was here, but you parked here. I don't think he locked it up.

He didn't say a fucking word on the way back to high school. We were living on, let me see, we were on Morrissey Boulevard at that time. We were on Trevithan. And did he lock the brakes up when we parked in the outfield? Not like on the grass, the baseball, the way the road fence and like the dugout and stuff was here, but you parked here. I don't think he locked it up.

I don't want to oversell the story. He got out and made a fucking beeline for that coach. And that coach was over by where they were doing batting practice.

I don't want to oversell the story. He got out and made a fucking beeline for that coach. And that coach was over by where they were doing batting practice.

I don't want to oversell the story. He got out and made a fucking beeline for that coach. And that coach was over by where they were doing batting practice.

I've never known my dad without a mustache. He had a, probably just a, just a dick broom at that time.

I've never known my dad without a mustache. He had a, probably just a, just a dick broom at that time.

I've never known my dad without a mustache. He had a, probably just a, just a dick broom at that time.

Yeah.