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Michaela

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Two Hot Takes
269: Rare Breed Pt 2!

You're vulnerable.

Two Hot Takes
269: Rare Breed Pt 2!

You're at their mercy.

Two Hot Takes
269: Rare Breed Pt 2!

Oh, man.

Two Hot Takes
269: Rare Breed Pt 2!

Okay, well, let's get into a goofy one.

Two Hot Takes
269: Rare Breed Pt 2!

Shit.

Two Hot Takes
269: Rare Breed Pt 2!

This is titled, my 20 female boyfriend, 30 male, pranked me by saving up his turds in the litter box.

Two Hot Takes
269: Rare Breed Pt 2!

No, no.

Two Hot Takes
269: Rare Breed Pt 2!

This morning, my boyfriend did this fucked up prank on me, and I don't even want to come home.

Two Hot Takes
269: Rare Breed Pt 2!

I moved in with him a few months ago because his roommate of a few years moved out.

Two Hot Takes
269: Rare Breed Pt 2!

I've been wanting to move out of my parents' house since I graduated and work a job where I can afford to pay the roommate's rent, so yeah.

Two Hot Takes
269: Rare Breed Pt 2!

My boyfriend is a total sweetheart, but sends me kind of mean prank TikToks sometimes, stuff I'm not really a fan of, but whatever.

Two Hot Takes
269: Rare Breed Pt 2!

I warned him if he ever did anything really mean-spirited to me as a joke, I would just leave, because why would you treat someone you love like that?

Two Hot Takes
269: Rare Breed Pt 2!

He has two cats and usually cleans the litter box every day, but he's been sick lately, so I've done it the last couple of days.

Two Hot Takes
269: Rare Breed Pt 2!

I hate cleaning the litter box, and I'm not a fan of his cats, but I love him, so of course I'm going to do that for him, even if it makes me gag or whatever.

Two Hot Takes
269: Rare Breed Pt 2!

He reminded me to clean it today as I was putting my scrubs on, and I told him I would after work, as I have been.

Two Hot Takes
269: Rare Breed Pt 2!

But he said one of his cats had a really gnarly one, and he could smell it through his vapor rub on his chest when he passed the kitchen, and to pretty please bring him a bowl of cereal, lol.

Two Hot Takes
269: Rare Breed Pt 2!

So, yeah, title.

Two Hot Takes
269: Rare Breed Pt 2!

I went downstairs, and I smell nothing, but I check inside the litter box.

Two Hot Takes
269: Rare Breed Pt 2!

It's in a cubby with a hole cut out, and GOD, all caps, there's multiple huge turds in there.

Two Hot Takes
269: Rare Breed Pt 2!

No.