Michaela
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Okay, well, let's get into a goofy one.
This is titled, my 20 female boyfriend, 30 male, pranked me by saving up his turds in the litter box.
This morning, my boyfriend did this fucked up prank on me, and I don't even want to come home.
I moved in with him a few months ago because his roommate of a few years moved out.
I've been wanting to move out of my parents' house since I graduated and work a job where I can afford to pay the roommate's rent, so yeah.
My boyfriend is a total sweetheart, but sends me kind of mean prank TikToks sometimes, stuff I'm not really a fan of, but whatever.
I warned him if he ever did anything really mean-spirited to me as a joke, I would just leave, because why would you treat someone you love like that?
He has two cats and usually cleans the litter box every day, but he's been sick lately, so I've done it the last couple of days.
I hate cleaning the litter box, and I'm not a fan of his cats, but I love him, so of course I'm going to do that for him, even if it makes me gag or whatever.
He reminded me to clean it today as I was putting my scrubs on, and I told him I would after work, as I have been.
But he said one of his cats had a really gnarly one, and he could smell it through his vapor rub on his chest when he passed the kitchen, and to pretty please bring him a bowl of cereal, lol.
I went downstairs, and I smell nothing, but I check inside the litter box.
It's in a cubby with a hole cut out, and GOD, all caps, there's multiple huge turds in there.