Michaela

It's funny saying that now, but it was fucking nasty.

Is it funny saying that now?

one poking right out, barely covered by the sand.

And I can see more like kind of buried in there a little.

And I start gagging like crazy and get up.

I really, really already knew this did not come from a cat, but wanted to be wrong.

And no.

He asked me where his cereal was and started laughing.

I was still gagging and kind of tearing up.

And I asked him, quote, what the fuck was that?

Because I still wanted to believe it just came from our neighbor's dog or something.

But he told me, laughing through tears, that he has been collecting his own turds for like a week now just to prank me.

Using what method?

He really is sick though, and he was trying to find an excuse for me to clean the litter box because he read about someone doing this prank before and thought I'd find it funny.

But I thought he knew me better.

Guess not.

Anyways, I'm at work now on break, and I told him I'm moving back in with my parents.

Thank God.

I don't really have many problems with him besides the fact that I feel like I'm doing most of the housework sometimes.

But this was just too much.