Michelle Obama
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Podcast Appearances
The graph says you love drugs.
You can't get enough drugs, can you?
And it's like, I'm just sitting there like, what was I even doing?
I don't know.
I have no idea what you were doing, but you were all drunk.
Yeah.
Yeah, the thing that ends up happening with comedy is that almost no one asks you to start, you know?
Right.
They weren't.
They didn't sit me down and they were like, this is the only hope.
You know what I mean?
It's not like playing basketball.
Basketball is something where it's like your family might sit you down and be like, listen, listen.
You're tall.
All right?
You're coordinated.
And we are in a bad situation.
All right?
I can't pay the car note.
You're going to have to start dunking.