Michelle Wolf

It's joy.

The newborn for me, the newborn part is the easiest.

I don't know why they sell us this complete lie that they're like, oh, you first have a baby, you're never going to sleep.

And I'm like, I sleep more with the newborn.

Okay.

I think I've ever slept in my entire life.

It's always, it's post that, like you don't have a toddler pulling you out of bed at four o'clock in the morning, you know?

And they're like, this way, this way.

And I'm like, why?

Why they make like a toddler Nespresso machine so they can use it, not for them to drink, but for them to use.

So that when they do wake me up at four in the morning, they can come in with a little.

You know, I haven't, to be honest.

I mean, like, I'm not doing stand-up at the moment, but I'm, like, you know, there's some things I'm writing and trying to make.

So, you know, that's kind of what I've been doing.

And then promoing a special, which, like... Yeah.

People have to remind me like 17 times when I have things because my brain is on like 4% already.

And I'm in like a different time zone.

And I'm like, but what time is it my time?

Yeah.

I remember one of my friends She said specifically When she was having her second baby She was like I'm really looking forward to the time in the hospital Yes, we did too