Mick Jagger
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When are we planning on shooting the scene, guys? April 25th to 27th. Okay. So we would need you in Vegas, April 25 to 27.
I'm a global country superstar who's lost his mojo. So we decided to kidnap his fans, force them to live in a poor people town, make them share their deepest, darkest traumas, so I could put it in the hit songs.
Less milk? I'm a professional barista. I know what a fucking splash is. Think of this as a conversation. To get to the truth. Want to get to the real stuff. He's clearly using that headset for virtual reality porn. I have severe carpal tunnel. Slick stuff. You're a terrible person. Raw stuff. Welcome to the party.
Did you go to ditty parties?
I want a button for a bathroom that just plays the purge noise, the klaxon, whenever you have to shit. So that everyone around knows you have shit.
Cougar's the one.