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Mickey Duzyj

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478 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO - The Ballad of Saw Man: How to Tear Down (and Steal*) a Goalpost

Definitely, he has been. But there is something happening in the world of goalpost technology that is threatening to turn all of this upside down.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO - The Ballad of Saw Man: How to Tear Down (and Steal*) a Goalpost

Definitely, he has been. But there is something happening in the world of goalpost technology that is threatening to turn all of this upside down.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO - The Ballad of Saw Man: How to Tear Down (and Steal*) a Goalpost

There is a new hydraulic model of a goalpost, a futuristic model that can cost up to $25,000. So we're talking more than twice the cost of a conventional.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO - The Ballad of Saw Man: How to Tear Down (and Steal*) a Goalpost

There is a new hydraulic model of a goalpost, a futuristic model that can cost up to $25,000. So we're talking more than twice the cost of a conventional.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO - The Ballad of Saw Man: How to Tear Down (and Steal*) a Goalpost

Definitely. But what a hydraulic goalpost is, is it looks just like a conventional goalpost, but instead of it being one solid structure, at the top of the gooseneck is a hinge. And the hydraulic hinge allows for the uprights to tilt forward and lay straight down, like almost face first on the turf with a push of a button.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO - The Ballad of Saw Man: How to Tear Down (and Steal*) a Goalpost

Definitely. But what a hydraulic goalpost is, is it looks just like a conventional goalpost, but instead of it being one solid structure, at the top of the gooseneck is a hinge. And the hydraulic hinge allows for the uprights to tilt forward and lay straight down, like almost face first on the turf with a push of a button.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO - The Ballad of Saw Man: How to Tear Down (and Steal*) a Goalpost

I want you to take a look at this clip and see what happens right after the clock hits zero.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO - The Ballad of Saw Man: How to Tear Down (and Steal*) a Goalpost

I want you to take a look at this clip and see what happens right after the clock hits zero.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO - The Ballad of Saw Man: How to Tear Down (and Steal*) a Goalpost

So the goalposts come down immediately. I mean, everyone's shocked. No one's seen this before. It's like watching the Death Star being operational. So what happened technically is that- That was so fast. Somewhere in the stadium, an administrator pushed the secret hydraulic button

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO - The Ballad of Saw Man: How to Tear Down (and Steal*) a Goalpost

So the goalposts come down immediately. I mean, everyone's shocked. No one's seen this before. It's like watching the Death Star being operational. So what happened technically is that- That was so fast. Somewhere in the stadium, an administrator pushed the secret hydraulic button

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO - The Ballad of Saw Man: How to Tear Down (and Steal*) a Goalpost

and the goalpost immediately slammed down to the ground, and they swarmed it with security guards trying to keep the students away from it so that they couldn't rip it to pieces.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO - The Ballad of Saw Man: How to Tear Down (and Steal*) a Goalpost

and the goalpost immediately slammed down to the ground, and they swarmed it with security guards trying to keep the students away from it so that they couldn't rip it to pieces.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO - The Ballad of Saw Man: How to Tear Down (and Steal*) a Goalpost

Well, there was a photo that went around after the game. And if you take a look at this photo, you can see that the hydraulic system and the gooseneck, it did function as intended. Those 30-foot uprights that Mickey was describing before have been amputated. So, despite the fact that the hydraulic component worked as intended... Clearly, that part, the gooseneck is immaculate.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO - The Ballad of Saw Man: How to Tear Down (and Steal*) a Goalpost

Well, there was a photo that went around after the game. And if you take a look at this photo, you can see that the hydraulic system and the gooseneck, it did function as intended. Those 30-foot uprights that Mickey was describing before have been amputated. So, despite the fact that the hydraulic component worked as intended... Clearly, that part, the gooseneck is immaculate.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO - The Ballad of Saw Man: How to Tear Down (and Steal*) a Goalpost

And really, credit to the Georgia Tech students. They still somehow were able to snap the uprights off of the construction and still parade them gloriously around the stadium.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO - The Ballad of Saw Man: How to Tear Down (and Steal*) a Goalpost

And really, credit to the Georgia Tech students. They still somehow were able to snap the uprights off of the construction and still parade them gloriously around the stadium.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO - The Ballad of Saw Man: How to Tear Down (and Steal*) a Goalpost

So all that being the case, you should know that those are blanket fees. In the event of a goalpost getting taken down, there are no punishments. At the moment, there's a loophole. Look, you have your sweatshirt. I see what you're trying to imply here. Yeah, I mean, just as a public service announcement, I will just say, for anyone interested... Why are you speaking directly into a camera?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO - The Ballad of Saw Man: How to Tear Down (and Steal*) a Goalpost

So all that being the case, you should know that those are blanket fees. In the event of a goalpost getting taken down, there are no punishments. At the moment, there's a loophole. Look, you have your sweatshirt. I see what you're trying to imply here. Yeah, I mean, just as a public service announcement, I will just say, for anyone interested... Why are you speaking directly into a camera?

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO - The Ballad of Saw Man: How to Tear Down (and Steal*) a Goalpost

If anyone has dreamed of doing this, if anyone wants to take our point-by-point guide and put this into action, now is the time. Change is coming. Things might not ever be as easy to do this as it is right now.

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz
PTFO - The Ballad of Saw Man: How to Tear Down (and Steal*) a Goalpost

If anyone has dreamed of doing this, if anyone wants to take our point-by-point guide and put this into action, now is the time. Change is coming. Things might not ever be as easy to do this as it is right now.