Mickey Duzyj

Don't delay.

Don't delay.

So this is another great innovation that has happened, this time on the university and on the rebel side, which is that these goalposts oftentimes make their way back to the schools from which they were taken. And schools have realized that these objects are incredibly valuable, especially if you cut them into tiny little pieces and auction them off on the university website.

So this is another great innovation that has happened, this time on the university and on the rebel side, which is that these goalposts oftentimes make their way back to the schools from which they were taken. And schools have realized that these objects are incredibly valuable, especially if you cut them into tiny little pieces and auction them off on the university website.

So in the case of Vanderbilt University, they auctioned off tiny pieces of this incredible goalpost for prices like up to $7,500 per slice.

So in the case of Vanderbilt University, they auctioned off tiny pieces of this incredible goalpost for prices like up to $7,500 per slice.

Well, this is a capitalist society, Pablo. And, you know, they would argue that, hey, they're just doing this to pay the fines that the conferences are levying on them and also to cover the cost of the replacement goalposts. But just, you know, a cursory look at these auctions, you're realizing that the universities, if you do the math, they're actually making more money than any of this costs.

Well, this is a capitalist society, Pablo. And, you know, they would argue that, hey, they're just doing this to pay the fines that the conferences are levying on them and also to cover the cost of the replacement goalposts. But just, you know, a cursory look at these auctions, you're realizing that the universities, if you do the math, they're actually making more money than any of this costs.

It has been. But, you know, I say credit to the universities for doing this because there is a great appetite for all of these objects. Yes, of course. And as a surprise to you, we can bring in a little something.

It has been. But, you know, I say credit to the universities for doing this because there is a great appetite for all of these objects. Yes, of course. And as a surprise to you, we can bring in a little something.

And in front of us today, feel its power, Pablo. Oh, my God.

And in front of us today, feel its power, Pablo. Oh, my God.

I mean... I mean, lay your hands on that. Is this the... Goalpost. From Vanderbilt University that was- October 5th. Thrown in the Cumberland River. Torn down by topless Luke. It's so dirty. There it was. You know, piece of- Oh my God. Four inch aluminum pipe lent to us by Vanderbilt Boosters. who retained some of the slices. Perhaps they will auction them off at a later time.

I mean... I mean, lay your hands on that. Is this the... Goalpost. From Vanderbilt University that was- October 5th. Thrown in the Cumberland River. Torn down by topless Luke. It's so dirty. There it was. You know, piece of- Oh my God. Four inch aluminum pipe lent to us by Vanderbilt Boosters. who retained some of the slices. Perhaps they will auction them off at a later time.

But just to give you a sense of, again, the totemic power of this object.

But just to give you a sense of, again, the totemic power of this object.

Unfortunately, Pablo, you cannot have that

Unfortunately, Pablo, you cannot have that

I do have another surprise for you. And, you know, to honor, again, this underground folk tradition, I have a gift for you that you can keep. And it's a gift on behalf of myself and also on behalf of Big Goalpost.

I do have another surprise for you. And, you know, to honor, again, this underground folk tradition, I have a gift for you that you can keep. And it's a gift on behalf of myself and also on behalf of Big Goalpost.