Mike Birbiglia

what do you what and donna just goes he's right and he goes all right he just changed the chat i was like dude dude i was just trying to i had a gig once i won't say where it was where but i can guess i get to the settlement and i'm like oh my god it's gonna be like three thousand dollars it's gonna be so much money i like packed this place and the booker just starts crying

what do you what and donna just goes he's right and he goes all right he just changed the chat i was like dude dude i was just trying to i had a gig once i won't say where it was where but i can guess i get to the settlement and i'm like oh my god it's gonna be like three thousand dollars it's gonna be so much money i like packed this place and the booker just starts crying

I swear to God, I've never told this story, starts crying. And I was like, are you okay? She goes, we just don't have the money. I was like, how much money do you have? She was like, we have this much money. I go, that's fine, whatever. And then I just was like, okay, I'm not going back, but.

I swear to God, I've never told this story, starts crying. And I was like, are you okay? She goes, we just don't have the money. I was like, how much money do you have? She was like, we have this much money. I go, that's fine, whatever. And then I just was like, okay, I'm not going back, but.

I swear to God, I've never told this story, starts crying. And I was like, are you okay? She goes, we just don't have the money. I was like, how much money do you have? She was like, we have this much money. I go, that's fine, whatever. And then I just was like, okay, I'm not going back, but.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

And we deal with it as comedians because we're so desperate. Yeah.

And we deal with it as comedians because we're so desperate. Yeah.

And we deal with it as comedians because we're so desperate. Yeah.

Yeah, when you're starting out, you just take anything.

Yeah, when you're starting out, you just take anything.

Yeah, when you're starting out, you just take anything.

Todd Glass told me the joke joke once. You know Todd? Yeah, of course. He told me the joke joke once of like, you know, the one that's, you just improvise what the beginning is and then it's, who books that? Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Todd Glass told me the joke joke once. You know Todd? Yeah, of course. He told me the joke joke once of like, you know, the one that's, you just improvise what the beginning is and then it's, who books that? Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Todd Glass told me the joke joke once. You know Todd? Yeah, of course. He told me the joke joke once of like, you know, the one that's, you just improvise what the beginning is and then it's, who books that? Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

I think Todd's just like, oh, I went to this place, it was West Virginia, and the person has one tooth, and you have to fuck the grandmother of the person, and then you have to sleep in a cabin in the woods, and it's got cockroaches on it, and then the other comic goes, who books that? Of course. I'd love that week. Of course. Yeah, I'd love that week.

I think Todd's just like, oh, I went to this place, it was West Virginia, and the person has one tooth, and you have to fuck the grandmother of the person, and then you have to sleep in a cabin in the woods, and it's got cockroaches on it, and then the other comic goes, who books that? Of course. I'd love that week. Of course. Yeah, I'd love that week.

I think Todd's just like, oh, I went to this place, it was West Virginia, and the person has one tooth, and you have to fuck the grandmother of the person, and then you have to sleep in a cabin in the woods, and it's got cockroaches on it, and then the other comic goes, who books that? Of course. I'd love that week. Of course. Yeah, I'd love that week.