Mike Birbiglia

I did a joke years ago where I was like, girls, when they're little, girls are just like, would you like to have a tea party? And boys are like, now what? You know what I mean? It's such a distinct dichotomy. Tea party? They can't even sit still. Would you like to have a tea party? No, I went to her first swim meet last week, and it was just like, great.

I did a joke years ago where I was like, girls, when they're little, girls are just like, would you like to have a tea party? And boys are like, now what? You know what I mean? It's such a distinct dichotomy. Tea party? They can't even sit still. Would you like to have a tea party? No, I went to her first swim meet last week, and it was just like, great.

I did a joke years ago where I was like, girls, when they're little, girls are just like, would you like to have a tea party? And boys are like, now what? You know what I mean? It's such a distinct dichotomy. Tea party? They can't even sit still. Would you like to have a tea party? No, I went to her first swim meet last week, and it was just like, great.

But it's funny because I have a joke in the special where I say I went to her... My wife and I went to her ballet recital and we're just crying and crying because she doesn't have it. We spent thousands of dollars on the lessons and hundreds of hours of going to rehearsal. She's not going to pro. But I'm going to have to show her that just to be like, the joke is this. You know what I mean?

But it's funny because I have a joke in the special where I say I went to her... My wife and I went to her ballet recital and we're just crying and crying because she doesn't have it. We spent thousands of dollars on the lessons and hundreds of hours of going to rehearsal. She's not going to pro. But I'm going to have to show her that just to be like, the joke is this. You know what I mean?

But it's funny because I have a joke in the special where I say I went to her... My wife and I went to her ballet recital and we're just crying and crying because she doesn't have it. We spent thousands of dollars on the lessons and hundreds of hours of going to rehearsal. She's not going to pro. But I'm going to have to show her that just to be like, the joke is this. You know what I mean?

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my status in our house would change forever. It's all they care about. Mikey Day, to my daughter, is what Steve Martin was to me. You know what I mean? He is the icon of show business.

my status in our house would change forever. It's all they care about. Mikey Day, to my daughter, is what Steve Martin was to me. You know what I mean? He is the icon of show business.

my status in our house would change forever. It's all they care about. Mikey Day, to my daughter, is what Steve Martin was to me. You know what I mean? He is the icon of show business.

Yeah, so you got on.

Yeah, so you got on.

Yeah, so you got on.

Is that Sam Morrill? Yeah.

Is that Sam Morrill? Yeah.

Is that Sam Morrill? Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.