Mike Danforth

And I guess you didn't, and I guess you didn't know that was the last time you were having it.

Yeah, that's how it is.

You never know what might be your last moment with a person or a burrito.

We got off the phone with Rachel, and we thought it would be fun to have a priest deliver a eulogy for her burrito to help give her the closure she needs.

So, like I said, we had the idea that he would give a eulogy for this burrito.

We talked to him and the conversation actually got more serious, more sincere than maybe our usual how to do everything interview.

Okay, so here we go.

Father Jim, what do you have for Rachel who says she's mourning a burrito?

Yes.

Yeah.

She, you know, so she had it for the last time a year and a half ago.

She didn't know this was the last time she was going to have this burrito.

So she didn't really have a chance to say goodbye, which I think is, you know, that echoes with some of my experience of grief when, you know, you often don't know that you're spending your last moments with a person or with, in her case, a burrito.

I feel like I just want to acknowledge the feelings that I'm having right now, which is that is so beautiful.

I also feel guilty that we have brought you this question about grieving a burrito when you have experienced this very real loss in your life.

And I'm very sorry for your loss.

And it feels funny that we've brought up this burrito.

If you were tasked with eulogizing a burrito for someone, where might you begin?

This burrito even, this paneer tikka masala breakfast burrito.

I guess a homily, is that the right word?