Mike Dawson

I found out that the Scorpions, who were from West Germany and saw communism and the USSR and a major effing crackdown, when they found out that it was a sticker they were going to put on, the band laughed and was like, oh, that...

Wasn't it Madonna, by the way?

And that's where the defense of all of this comes in is no, because they will kill us.

Well, he talks about a conference call he had with the executives at Netflix who had some issues with a Muslim joke.

888-634-1744.

See, I remembered it this time.

That's right.

Which is it, Mr. Depp?

I'm feeling better.

I had an ear infection, actually, which was, it's trouble when, well, luckily I don't listen to the guests anyway when I do the show, so it wasn't really a problem.

But I just go off the cards and I say whatever is written down.

But I had an ear infection because I'm obsessive about flossing and clipping my nails and cleaning my ears.

And, you know, they tell you not to put the Q-tip in the inner ear.

Mine is poking all the way through the other side.

They would sell no Q-tips if you didn't stick them in the inner ear.

You go for the whole ear, right?

I mean, that's the way you use them.

That's right.

You don't?

No wonder I poked my ear.