Pete Holmes Roasts Ellen and Does Al Pacino Impression
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Adam's guest today, Pete Holmes.
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Plus the news with me, Mike Dawson. And now, Adam Corolla. Yeah, get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but get it on. Mandate you get it on. Pete Holmes back, everybody. Get it on. You got to get it on. There's a mandate to get it on. That just sounded fun to say. Thanks for having me, Adam. Always good to see Pete Holmes. Watched the whole stand-up special. You did not. I watched the whole thing. And you know... I can't believe it. It was very funny. Thank you. Pete is... When you're a comedian, you understand more about comedy than most folk who go to a comedy club because you are a comedian yourself. Yeah, you're part of it. As in any profession works that way. Yes, that's right. When lawyers watch a movie about lawyers, they go, he would never, no, that guy, no, you don't take a deposition.
It's like, we don't call it hog. You know what I mean? There would be a million things wrong if you or I wrote a movie about butchers. I was... The only thing I have an expertise in is in cars and in building. And it ruins every movie because, like, at some point... F1? Oh, well, F1... Yeah, but there's a part at the end of F1 with Brad Pitt. I wouldn't know. I didn't make it. Where he's, like, driving his van through the Baja Desert, and there's, like, a wanted driver for the Baja 5000, you know, and he pulls it off, and he pulls up to a poor Mexican family with a sand rail or a dune buggy or a trophy truck, and he goes, you need a driver? And they're like, yes, senor, you drive. Because that's how it goes.
Yeah. People don't recruit guys to drive their trophy truck. That's how you book corporates now.
Yeah, you just put the thing on a telephone pole. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's how they find comedians as well. All right, that bothered me. I'll tell you what always bothers me, too. Whenever they use the nail gun as a weapon, and like lethal weapon, they'll pick it up on the job site and fire it. But you can't. There's a safety. You've got to depress it. You can't just pick up a nail gun and fire it at you. I didn't know that. No, I know that because when I used to fire at people, I'd have to hold the safety in with the other hand. Which was really annoying.
Yeah. Because usually that's where you hold their throat.
You want to be fingering one of their eyes while you're also nail gunning them.
I know the way it goes.
So Pete is funny, like his stand-up. His stand-up is funny. I can't believe you watch the whole thing. Well, I watch the whole thing because By law, you have to watch the first few minutes, and then normally you go from responsible host to bored audience member, and you just tune out.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is discussed at the start of this section?
0:00–2:29
2
How does BetOnline enhance the March Madness experience?
2:29–8:49
3
What insights does Pete Holmes share about comedy?
8:49–17:41
4
How does Pete Holmes describe his approach to performing?
17:41–48:52
5
What humorous thoughts does Pete Holmes share about housekeepers?
48:52–49:28
6
How does Pete Holmes feel about hotel bills?
49:28–49:59
7
What are the comedic insights on maid services and personal space?
49:59–50:24
8
What controversial topics does Pete Holmes address in the news?
50:24–1:46:39
Speakers
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