Mike Dawson

stadium dog it is the worst hot dog manufactured and i found out why because hormel makes it and same people that bring you spam and they're they're fucking it's a meat stick it's a fucking fat meat penis it's not it doesn't have a casing on it right it doesn't snap it's a tube of meat so

It's such an insult.

It's so insulting to sit in that fucking stand.

You want to eat a hot dog at the ball game, and they fuck it up so bad.

And...

There's a lot of people that like the hot dogs.

I've explained they're retarded.

They grew up on it.

It was back when they had some hope in their life and their granddad was still alive.

We've seen the commercials.

They're a fucking horrible dog and you guys are fucking retarded for liking it.

So I hope we get a new owner in there and I hope this guy brings in a couple of decent dogs from Chicago and we can go enjoy ourselves again.

Thank you.

You can slather on the mustard.

I mean, you can really just go as heavy with the mustard and onions as much as that fucking bun can hold, except for the hot dog hangs out nine inches past each side.

It's a hot dog for retarded people.

Why don't they market it?

They should market it that way.

Hey, retarded people need sustenance, do they not?

Find out who makes that Dodger dog.