Mike Della Rocha

See?

It's not supposed to fix tan lines, because remember, you're only doing this for 30 seconds.

Yeah, you don't want to get burned down there, Alexis.

I mean, I was just thinking the more the better.

Apparently, the spready sunny solstice pose isn't a new thing.

It's actually an ancient Taoist practice that originated in the Far East.

And in Taoism, that area is known as the gateway of life and death.

really where all energy enters and exits the body i have not been giving that area apparently enough attention yeah i mean the other area is making a lot more attention but that one it's kind of lonely i guess okay well now you have hashtag goals yeah just sitting there being jealous of other things of course no wellness trend is legit until a few a-list celebrities start promoting it of

Gwyneth Paltrow's on this, right?

No, not Gwyneth Paltrow.

But luckily, Diplo and Johnny Knoxville have signed on and endorsed tanning your mud dungeon.

If I could think of two worse celebrities to endorse a health trend than Johnny Knoxville and Diplo.

And how dumb is it?

Like, hey, this is Jackass47 and I'm going to tan my bunghole.

All right.

That's exactly it.

You know what I mean?

Just like with any of these health trends, there's always going to be skeptics.

Like one dermatologist.

I don't know what these dermatologists think they know, but he says it's actually dangerous.