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Mike Jones

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
70 total appearances

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KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

When a man gets pregnant,

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

Does a baby come out of his asshole?

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

Could you imagine being the delivery doctor?

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

I mean, dude's gonna shit a baby?

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

You're like, push!

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

Oh, God, that was fucking disgusting.

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

The dads are horrified.

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

Sue you for hate speech, you piece of shit.

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

You gotta feel bad for gays that want kids, though.

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

First, you gotta come in his dickhole.

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

Sounds hard.

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

Right, Tony?

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

But I have a solution.

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

It's a double-ended flashlight.

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

Now gays can stare each other in the eyes.

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

You know, fuck with a little decency.

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

Or you could just pull the plug from the middle, right as you both come.

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

Then it's like a little gay fountain.

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

So basically, you can be as gay as you want with it, Tony.

KILL TONY
#701 - ANDREW DICE CLAY

How old are you?

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