Mike Jones

Amazing.

Italians.

I was, like, adopted, yeah.

I think originally it was Lambiasi, so ironically you were correct.

I was going through a lawsuit, so I couldn't really have the interview proper, and I didn't even get to say hi to Brian, but... He used to be a famous YouTuber, him and his girl, and then she fucked him and took everything.

No, she didn't fuck me, she fucked other... Oh.

Yeah, so she kind of locked me out of my YouTube channel, and now she's just slandering me online, and there's a lot of drama.

But it's like, you know, I think it's like a cautionary tale.

Don't do business with your fiance, right?

Yeah.

She said that I'm verbally abusive, which could be true.

Well, I mean, I guess she outed me as, like, a homosexual, so that's been kind of cool.

I can relate to you on that, you know?

Right.

Sure.

She stormed into my apartment, ransacked all the camera gear.

I was in my underwear, and I'm just like, you wouldn't walk... When you walk into something in the bathroom, you're like, oh, sorry, you're in the bathroom.

You don't just walk in like, oh, I need to grab some stuff.

Let me see you do Marlon Brando like the Asian.

No, you're good.