Mike Owens
speaker
196 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Mar 2025
last heard Mar 2025
Mike Owens’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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What up, gang? Shout out to you. Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, review, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Also, full video now available on Spotify. Go over there. You can comment. Beep, boop, boop. You can watch over there. I don't know what that means, but we're part of a creator program. Check it out. We're on the goddamn charts over there.
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Winner in 96. That's how you doing. No, okay. First of all, you were a seasonal employee. That's trash. Okay? I was full time, dog. Yeah, they brought me in when they needed me. I was banging in the summertime. I was a model.
Nah, at that point I was going to fucking, I was going to Quiznos getting that chicken.
That was the first time it had like real tangy sauce on a sandwich.
That thing was wild. It was like not a chicken pesto parm. It was something like that, man. It wasn't a kale salad. It was not. That and a couple of fucking chocolate chip cookies. A couple of two-tree heaters. I'd go back and sell you the shit out of a pair of fucking Nike swim trunks.
Yeah, I was a big retail man. Everybody knows that. My days at Macy's. I was a model. Stop saying that.
That's not recognizing you. That's bumping into you. See, this is what you do, people. Recognize me. You're the kid that shit his pants at the Pizza Hut the other day.
I'm not saying you weren't in shape. But... There were people you knew you would see. Yeah. Recognize you means, hey, that guy's been on TV before. That wasn't you. I get to recognize you. Man, you're delusional. It was a modeling gig.
It'd be one thing if people recognized you from the modeling gig in school. Oh, you're the guy who sprayed my mom in the eyes with Curve. She has a bad rash now. You guys are pumping fucking knockoffs. Made my dog sick.
Someone messaged me that. No more light show at Christmas? I got to go back. I'm giving a big speech. I'm doing it for three dumb sandwiches.
It was like a chicken bake. Oh, man, whatever it was. It had mushrooms on it. I didn't like the mushies. I told him I was allergic. Get out of here. It had some fancy name like Monterey or something like that. It was something I had never seen before. Thousand Island Kippy. That and there was that Bar Champs right across the street and that Marriott.
I'd go in there and get my chicken tenders and Diet Cokes. Sure. Pick up a bunch of chicks after your shift.
I was in my dad's suit in Danny's old shoes. Ready for the funeral, Oma.
They just rolled me right. Dude, I never told you this. I had to work until 8.15. I think they closed at 8. I had to work until 8.15. When was this run? We're talking about retail. We're talking retail. That's how you move product. Damn lighting and cheap fabric. When was this run? What do you mean run? When did you work there? When were you employed? Uh... This is in college?
My brother got me the job. That's what dirt bags do. One gets in and he opens the door for the other. He was in the manager program, like the manager program at Bloomingdale. Of course.
All the clothes were dirty that I wore. I don't wear them. I've worked 5 to 8, 15. When was this run? Were you in college?
I wouldn't call them parties, but I did frequent a guy. That was hot. Smelling like Tom McCann's souls. I would go. I did show up to a couple of spots. Whoa. And I remember one kid was like, you look, we were out front smoking a cig. And I was a very no haircut haircut kind of guy. And my buddy Pat, not Pat of Pat fame, another Pat. He was like, you look good, man.
Why don't you do something with that hair? Because it's just like, he's like, just brush it aside. Do something. Put a little product in there.
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