Mike Owens

That thing was wild. It was like not a chicken pesto parm. It was something like that, man. It wasn't a kale salad. It was not. That and a couple of fucking chocolate chip cookies. A couple of two-tree heaters. I'd go back and sell you the shit out of a pair of fucking Nike swim trunks.

Yeah, I was a big retail man. Everybody knows that. My days at Macy's. I was a model. Stop saying that.

Yeah, I was a big retail man. Everybody knows that. My days at Macy's. I was a model. Stop saying that.

Yeah, I was a big retail man. Everybody knows that. My days at Macy's. I was a model. Stop saying that.

That's not recognizing you. That's bumping into you. See, this is what you do, people. Recognize me. You're the kid that shit his pants at the Pizza Hut the other day.

That's not recognizing you. That's bumping into you. See, this is what you do, people. Recognize me. You're the kid that shit his pants at the Pizza Hut the other day.

That's not recognizing you. That's bumping into you. See, this is what you do, people. Recognize me. You're the kid that shit his pants at the Pizza Hut the other day.

I'm not saying you weren't in shape. But... There were people you knew you would see. Yeah. Recognize you means, hey, that guy's been on TV before. That wasn't you. I get to recognize you. Man, you're delusional. It was a modeling gig.

I'm not saying you weren't in shape. But... There were people you knew you would see. Yeah. Recognize you means, hey, that guy's been on TV before. That wasn't you. I get to recognize you. Man, you're delusional. It was a modeling gig.

I'm not saying you weren't in shape. But... There were people you knew you would see. Yeah. Recognize you means, hey, that guy's been on TV before. That wasn't you. I get to recognize you. Man, you're delusional. It was a modeling gig.

It'd be one thing if people recognized you from the modeling gig in school. Oh, you're the guy who sprayed my mom in the eyes with Curve. She has a bad rash now. You guys are pumping fucking knockoffs. Made my dog sick.

It'd be one thing if people recognized you from the modeling gig in school. Oh, you're the guy who sprayed my mom in the eyes with Curve. She has a bad rash now. You guys are pumping fucking knockoffs. Made my dog sick.

It'd be one thing if people recognized you from the modeling gig in school. Oh, you're the guy who sprayed my mom in the eyes with Curve. She has a bad rash now. You guys are pumping fucking knockoffs. Made my dog sick.

Someone messaged me that. No more light show at Christmas? I got to go back. I'm giving a big speech. I'm doing it for three dumb sandwiches.

Someone messaged me that. No more light show at Christmas? I got to go back. I'm giving a big speech. I'm doing it for three dumb sandwiches.

Someone messaged me that. No more light show at Christmas? I got to go back. I'm giving a big speech. I'm doing it for three dumb sandwiches.

It was like a chicken bake. Oh, man, whatever it was. It had mushrooms on it. I didn't like the mushies. I told him I was allergic. Get out of here. It had some fancy name like Monterey or something like that. It was something I had never seen before. Thousand Island Kippy. That and there was that Bar Champs right across the street and that Marriott.

It was like a chicken bake. Oh, man, whatever it was. It had mushrooms on it. I didn't like the mushies. I told him I was allergic. Get out of here. It had some fancy name like Monterey or something like that. It was something I had never seen before. Thousand Island Kippy. That and there was that Bar Champs right across the street and that Marriott.

It was like a chicken bake. Oh, man, whatever it was. It had mushrooms on it. I didn't like the mushies. I told him I was allergic. Get out of here. It had some fancy name like Monterey or something like that. It was something I had never seen before. Thousand Island Kippy. That and there was that Bar Champs right across the street and that Marriott.

I'd go in there and get my chicken tenders and Diet Cokes. Sure. Pick up a bunch of chicks after your shift.