Mike Owens
speaker
196 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Mar 2025
last heard Mar 2025
Mike Owens’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Yeah, uh-huh. And I still remember those days. First time I ever hung out with you, you complained about how far I parked from the venue. I swear to fucking God. He goes, I thought you said it was a couple of blocks. This is a real hump, huh? This is where the guy fucking, I'm driving him home. Meanwhile, he's smoking all my fucking cigarettes, taking some for the ride when he gets out.
You want to go back to fucking JCPenney's wherever I found you? Punk found me. Wherever you found me? Plucked you out of a sea of talent. Guy, you were 40 bumming cigs off me asking for rides home and then complaining about it.
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I was in charge of, it was like Nike stuff, active.
Yeah, hey, how you doing? Anything I can help you with today?
Uh-huh. Sorry, sir, we don't carry 6XL. And you have a hole in your pants, a mustard on your shirt. We're going to have to ask you to leave. I want to talk to your manager. Well, it's my brother. He's on his way. He's not going to be a fan either. He don't like me. Was he your manager? No, he was at another store. He was in the manager training program. Yeah.
Sure. But I remembered the guy said to him, he's like, you're not rewarded in retail. Don't be the martyr. Like, don't stay – like, he was like, he's working like 15-hour days and this and that. You're not getting paid for it. Like, just – like, you're trying to solve the – you're trying to win the battle every night. They don't reward you.
That was a boot cut. I was banging back in the day. He said, a boot cut's on you? Don't better believe I had some of them. More of a husky band. I think 505s were the button fly, maybe. 501s were the original.
But that was like straight, like that's when they all started banging. Skinny started getting a little slim. It wasn't skinny yet. It was slim.
5.11s? 5.11s were skinny, I think.
Tight little body on them. Running around. We're just reliving the glory days of how hot you were, apparently. Guy, give it up. That's like me talking about how good my hair used to be. What are we doing here, bro?
Why don't you try to get back in a pair?
No.
But you would walk around and help. Like, yeah, hey, what do you need? Whatever. And at the end of the night, you had to make sure all your stuff was... Right. Dunzo. You know what I mean? That fucking sucked. That was the first place I worked where they searched me on the way out. Jesus. You had to get searched on the way out to make sure you weren't stealing. I'm like, guy, it's me.
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