Mike Owens

And there's, like, fucking 150 pieces of clothes I got. Oh, I was so pissed. I remember calling my brother. Fucking cockamamie company, you're running here. Fucking animals. All right, let's see here. This one's from Toddy Fick. Just say you're out getting... This is setting the scene. You're out getting new shoes with your mom as a kid. I'm with you.

Is she having you walk and run up and down the aisles to make sure they fit? I distinctly remember treating Payless like the combine.

Is she having you walk and run up and down the aisles to make sure they fit? I distinctly remember treating Payless like the combine.

Is she having you walk and run up and down the aisles to make sure they fit? I distinctly remember treating Payless like the combine.

I mean, they were so concerned with it. Come here. Fucking thumb just. Brandon, you. Dude. Goddamn fucking break my foot. I remember one time I was too old.

I mean, they were so concerned with it. Come here. Fucking thumb just. Brandon, you. Dude. Goddamn fucking break my foot. I remember one time I was too old.

I mean, they were so concerned with it. Come here. Fucking thumb just. Brandon, you. Dude. Goddamn fucking break my foot. I remember one time I was too old.

I was older, not too old, but I was old, and I was getting rollerblades for hockey, and we were at the Sports Authority out there on Route 1 by Oxford Valley Mall, and there was this nice, I forget what they were, like a good set of Bowers or something, like a little heightened, not like recreational. They were like roller hockey skates. Recreational.

I was older, not too old, but I was old, and I was getting rollerblades for hockey, and we were at the Sports Authority out there on Route 1 by Oxford Valley Mall, and there was this nice, I forget what they were, like a good set of Bowers or something, like a little heightened, not like recreational. They were like roller hockey skates. Recreational.

I was older, not too old, but I was old, and I was getting rollerblades for hockey, and we were at the Sports Authority out there on Route 1 by Oxford Valley Mall, and there was this nice, I forget what they were, like a good set of Bowers or something, like a little heightened, not like recreational. They were like roller hockey skates. Recreational.

And I put them on, and I was rollerblading to check, and I thought I was real fucking cool. And my mom's like, you're really good. I'm like, yeah, no big deal, dude. I was skating backwards and shit. Dude, I was over by the canoes and stuff. I was showing up. You fell into a bunch of coolers. I'm in the golf section. What's up, pussies? I was like, I remember being like, man, you are good.

And I put them on, and I was rollerblading to check, and I thought I was real fucking cool. And my mom's like, you're really good. I'm like, yeah, no big deal, dude. I was skating backwards and shit. Dude, I was over by the canoes and stuff. I was showing up. You fell into a bunch of coolers. I'm in the golf section. What's up, pussies? I was like, I remember being like, man, you are good.

And I put them on, and I was rollerblading to check, and I thought I was real fucking cool. And my mom's like, you're really good. I'm like, yeah, no big deal, dude. I was skating backwards and shit. Dude, I was over by the canoes and stuff. I was showing up. You fell into a bunch of coolers. I'm in the golf section. What's up, pussies? I was like, I remember being like, man, you are good.

Yeah, there's probably some scouts out here who are going to see me inside.

Yeah, there's probably some scouts out here who are going to see me inside.

Yeah, there's probably some scouts out here who are going to see me inside.

I got 50 bucks and you don't get me, pussy.

I got 50 bucks and you don't get me, pussy.

I got 50 bucks and you don't get me, pussy.

You're up on the top rope, fucking.