Mike Owens
speaker
196 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Mar 2025
last heard Mar 2025
Mike Owens’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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You have a DXL in the back? Hey, this doesn't happen to be on top of a DXL, does it? Just get me a Cinnabon and I'll get out of here. Get out of your hair. Hey, buddy, I know you want to finish Sons of Anarchy here. Why don't you just give me half of that Cinnabon? I'll be on my way.
Yeah, there was no back, which we would do if I did like you. I could search other stores that had that product.
No. Well, if you need it. I mean, yeah, listen, if you want something that you're not like, oh, my God, I see that I need it. You're more. The only time I did that was for my wedding show. As Chris Cotton used to say, I'm getting so if I don't get to the point where I don't call them clothes, I call them fabrics.
Have a nice day. Fuck that. Yeah, we were never – the Macy's didn't have it back. I would check other stores if I liked it and was slow and just also kind of looking for like, ah, it'll just take two minutes. I remember one time they made me call up to here, Herald Square, because they listed – it's also like bad – I mean, you're tracking thousands of pieces through hundreds of stores.
So if it was like it's – I was just somewhere. What, did you have a database?
Yeah, it was one of those, like, fucking accessing Pentagon Codes computers. Like, green screen.
Maybe it wasn't like the Matrix, but it was a little like there was a bit of a screen to it. It was like a computer slash register.
So it wasn't like, you know, it was like I wasn't running fucking Windows 2000 on it.
But you could look up and you would see. Yeah. It would just go like you would scan something and you like tab over and go like other doors or other store, you know, inventory or whatever. Other locations. I would say we have none left or whatever. Right. Or you scan to go other locations, and they give you, like, Herald Square or Neshaminy Mall or Oxford Valley Mall. And then I remember one time.
I had a call up to Herald Square, and I don't know why they just didn't fucking hang up on me. I'm like, it says there's one of these, and whenever it says one, it don't exist. They got it. You know, anything under five, you're like, you're rolling the fucking, hey, if it's around a corner, I'd go, hey, you can go look. I don't know.
Maybe you can call and see if they can find them, but you can't trust these numbers. Sure. I called Herald Square, and I didn't know. I'm like, there's one. I remember being like, whoa, I am on the phone with New York City right now. Are there any movie stars in there right now?
We don't have a back here. Do you know how to gift wrap? Damn, they told you how to gift wrap? Shit, how much did they pay you? What time is it there? I think they're all millionaires. It's Tuesday here. What day is it there? Do you guys wear clothes? Are you in the future? Do you guys even wear clothes?
I remember being like, whoa, I'm in business. I'm calling New York City. Don't bother. We're just down here in Philadelphia, a little podunk town. Some kid would shave the eyebrows and an ankle monitor on. I remember the one girl went, how do I get to – I got the information. I go, they tracked it down. There's one or something. They're going to hold it. I'm like, hey, hold it. What's your name?
In Herald Square? She was going to drive up from Philly? This is like sometimes you get people from Philly that had never left Philadelphia. You know what I mean? And I'm like, yeah, they got one. I was like, there's one in Harold's. I might have said Harold Square. She might have not clocked it. It was New York. And then, or whatever. Kennett Square. She knew it was New York.
She goes, how do I get there? And I was like, lady, I don't like it. If I knew how to get there, I wouldn't be working here. I wouldn't be wearing my dad's clothes.
Okay, lady? Take me with you, will you? Get me out of this town. Now, if you don't mind, I have to go finish my chicken carbonara sandwich. No mushrooms. All right, we got to wrap it up. Sans mushrooms. You got to wrap it up, gang. Gang, we love you to death.
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