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Mike Owens

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
588 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

That's four bucks to that guy. Is that all it is? I tell you to go suck my dick. Come in here fucking making demands and shit. I'm going to make 450. No way. Is that what it is? 1% of 100 is a dollar. That's got to be 10%. Could be.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

That's four bucks to that guy. Is that all it is? I tell you to go suck my dick. Come in here fucking making demands and shit. I'm going to make 450. No way. Is that what it is? 1% of 100 is a dollar. That's got to be 10%. Could be.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

That's four bucks to that guy. Is that all it is? I tell you to go suck my dick. Come in here fucking making demands and shit. I'm going to make 450. No way. Is that what it is? 1% of 100 is a dollar. That's got to be 10%. Could be.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

You got to be an earner. You got to be there a long time. You got to be Mr. D, X, or L to get 6%.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

You got to be an earner. You got to be there a long time. You got to be Mr. D, X, or L to get 6%.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

You got to be an earner. You got to be there a long time. You got to be Mr. D, X, or L to get 6%.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

They don't need to. You're in there. You can't go nowhere. What, are you going to walk out the fucking DL? You need the X. You know what I mean? I'll go over to Urban Outfitters right now.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

They don't need to. You're in there. You can't go nowhere. What, are you going to walk out the fucking DL? You need the X. You know what I mean? I'll go over to Urban Outfitters right now.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

They don't need to. You're in there. You can't go nowhere. What, are you going to walk out the fucking DL? You need the X. You know what I mean? I'll go over to Urban Outfitters right now.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

That guy owns a cheesesteak place. His dad started it. He's the son. All right. This is from Drive-In. Long time $10 dirtbag. Never had one read. Had a job at a big box store in high school as a security guard. Another kid from my school started working at the same place as a cashier. He immediately found out the override code and a list of codes for all the registers.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

That guy owns a cheesesteak place. His dad started it. He's the son. All right. This is from Drive-In. Long time $10 dirtbag. Never had one read. Had a job at a big box store in high school as a security guard. Another kid from my school started working at the same place as a cashier. He immediately found out the override code and a list of codes for all the registers.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

That guy owns a cheesesteak place. His dad started it. He's the son. All right. This is from Drive-In. Long time $10 dirtbag. Never had one read. Had a job at a big box store in high school as a security guard. Another kid from my school started working at the same place as a cashier. He immediately found out the override code and a list of codes for all the registers.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

This was a time when starter jackets and jerseys were absolutely banging. I know where this is going. Me too. We would have kids from school. Hold on. This is a deep text. We would have kids from school come in at timed intervals, grab a stack of starter gear, and I would switch the cameras off the front door, off the sports section, then off the cashier at the right time. Jesus.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

This was a time when starter jackets and jerseys were absolutely banging. I know where this is going. Me too. We would have kids from school. Hold on. This is a deep text. We would have kids from school come in at timed intervals, grab a stack of starter gear, and I would switch the cameras off the front door, off the sports section, then off the cashier at the right time. Jesus.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

This was a time when starter jackets and jerseys were absolutely banging. I know where this is going. Me too. We would have kids from school. Hold on. This is a deep text. We would have kids from school come in at timed intervals, grab a stack of starter gear, and I would switch the cameras off the front door, off the sports section, then off the cashier at the right time. Jesus.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

He would ring everything up. for $1 and they pay cash. There was never a trace of that person being in the store. The next day at school, these kids would give us like 50 to 100 bucks to split, never got caught, made enough money to smoke weed for free for a couple of years through high school. God damn, that is fucking diabolical. Yes, yes. That's Ocean's Eleven shit. Yeah, that's wild.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

He would ring everything up. for $1 and they pay cash. There was never a trace of that person being in the store. The next day at school, these kids would give us like 50 to 100 bucks to split, never got caught, made enough money to smoke weed for free for a couple of years through high school. God damn, that is fucking diabolical. Yes, yes. That's Ocean's Eleven shit. Yeah, that's wild.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

He would ring everything up. for $1 and they pay cash. There was never a trace of that person being in the store. The next day at school, these kids would give us like 50 to 100 bucks to split, never got caught, made enough money to smoke weed for free for a couple of years through high school. God damn, that is fucking diabolical. Yes, yes. That's Ocean's Eleven shit. Yeah, that's wild.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

And this goes back to, like, listen, a lot of the times these big box stores, foot lockers, whatever, these mall retail places are hiring people You know, teenagers, essentially. Teenagers don't really give a... They're not morally like, I can't... They don't give a fuck about Mr. Blockbuster or whatever.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

And this goes back to, like, listen, a lot of the times these big box stores, foot lockers, whatever, these mall retail places are hiring people You know, teenagers, essentially. Teenagers don't really give a... They're not morally like, I can't... They don't give a fuck about Mr. Blockbuster or whatever.