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Mike Owens

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
588 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

And this goes back to, like, listen, a lot of the times these big box stores, foot lockers, whatever, these mall retail places are hiring people You know, teenagers, essentially. Teenagers don't really give a... They're not morally like, I can't... They don't give a fuck about Mr. Blockbuster or whatever.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

And they're... They get in there and they start seeing the holes in the fucking... In the system here.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

And they're... They get in there and they start seeing the holes in the fucking... In the system here.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

And they're... They get in there and they start seeing the holes in the fucking... In the system here.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

That's sick. That's nuts. Somebody else said, I don't know if I took it, but they were just like... I currently... I work in a mall and they were like, just the... The ecosystem that goes through them all is crazy. Like I've said before, we used to do the two for 70 deal. You go in, guy at Foot Locker, you pick out two shoes, he gives them to you in a bag, you hand them 70 bucks.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

That's sick. That's nuts. Somebody else said, I don't know if I took it, but they were just like... I currently... I work in a mall and they were like, just the... The ecosystem that goes through them all is crazy. Like I've said before, we used to do the two for 70 deal. You go in, guy at Foot Locker, you pick out two shoes, he gives them to you in a bag, you hand them 70 bucks.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

That's sick. That's nuts. Somebody else said, I don't know if I took it, but they were just like... I currently... I work in a mall and they were like, just the... The ecosystem that goes through them all is crazy. Like I've said before, we used to do the two for 70 deal. You go in, guy at Foot Locker, you pick out two shoes, he gives them to you in a bag, you hand them 70 bucks.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

I think he put 10 or 20 in the register, pocketed 50 or whatever. He'd ring you up for a dollar, whatever the fuck it was.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

I think he put 10 or 20 in the register, pocketed 50 or whatever. He'd ring you up for a dollar, whatever the fuck it was.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

I think he put 10 or 20 in the register, pocketed 50 or whatever. He'd ring you up for a dollar, whatever the fuck it was.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

All right, this one's for Mr. Bevilacqua, $10 man myself. Great name. There you go. Is it garbage to swing through your local malls, Macy's, on your way to a date to freshen up a couple layers of cologne samples?

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

All right, this one's for Mr. Bevilacqua, $10 man myself. Great name. There you go. Is it garbage to swing through your local malls, Macy's, on your way to a date to freshen up a couple layers of cologne samples?

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

All right, this one's for Mr. Bevilacqua, $10 man myself. Great name. There you go. Is it garbage to swing through your local malls, Macy's, on your way to a date to freshen up a couple layers of cologne samples?

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

Nah, but a kid I knew did it. I used to do it all the time. I never did it.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

Nah, but a kid I knew did it. I used to do it all the time. I never did it.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

Nah, but a kid I knew did it. I used to do it all the time. I never did it.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

Maybe I'd do a spritz of hairspray. I remember being with you when we both did it. We're in there like we're in the fucking beauty parlor. Hey, Dottie.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

Maybe I'd do a spritz of hairspray. I remember being with you when we both did it. We're in there like we're in the fucking beauty parlor. Hey, Dottie.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

Maybe I'd do a spritz of hairspray. I remember being with you when we both did it. We're in there like we're in the fucking beauty parlor. Hey, Dottie.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

I want to return this.