Mike Owens

I want to return this.

I want to return this.

I don't know. I don't buy cologne. I'm not a fucking Italian. I love cologne. So just say it's $50, and you got one at home. So what are you going to, like, go? You can't make it home in time. There's a Macy's around the corner or whatever. What, are you going to go buy a $50 bottle of fucking cologne? Just go, okay, test this. You know what? Never mind.

I don't know. I don't buy cologne. I'm not a fucking Italian. I love cologne. So just say it's $50, and you got one at home. So what are you going to, like, go? You can't make it home in time. There's a Macy's around the corner or whatever. What, are you going to go buy a $50 bottle of fucking cologne? Just go, okay, test this. You know what? Never mind.

I don't know. I don't buy cologne. I'm not a fucking Italian. I love cologne. So just say it's $50, and you got one at home. So what are you going to, like, go? You can't make it home in time. There's a Macy's around the corner or whatever. What, are you going to go buy a $50 bottle of fucking cologne? Just go, okay, test this. You know what? Never mind.

Nice. This is just funny. This is from McKenna. Are you garbage if your mom puts Kohl's cash in your birthday card in lieu of actual cash? That's fucking great. Know about how to spend it, baby. I've never had that. I would say yes, that is trash. But everyone in my family, big Kohl's cash. Love it. All of it. I mean, Denise is probably sitting on fucking two grand or whatever.

Nice. This is just funny. This is from McKenna. Are you garbage if your mom puts Kohl's cash in your birthday card in lieu of actual cash? That's fucking great. Know about how to spend it, baby. I've never had that. I would say yes, that is trash. But everyone in my family, big Kohl's cash. Love it. All of it. I mean, Denise is probably sitting on fucking two grand or whatever.

Nice. This is just funny. This is from McKenna. Are you garbage if your mom puts Kohl's cash in your birthday card in lieu of actual cash? That's fucking great. Know about how to spend it, baby. I've never had that. I would say yes, that is trash. But everyone in my family, big Kohl's cash. Love it. All of it. I mean, Denise is probably sitting on fucking two grand or whatever.

I don't know how it works. Yeah, he's big on Kohl's. Man, I got it at Kohl's.

I don't know how it works. Yeah, he's big on Kohl's. Man, I got it at Kohl's.

I don't know how it works. Yeah, he's big on Kohl's. Man, I got it at Kohl's.

Man, Kohl's to me was, it took me a while to realize Kohl's wasn't, At the forefront of fashion. I thought it was. I so thought it was. I thought Sonoma, Arizona or whatever. Sonoma. I thought Sonoma was like, I'm like, you couldn't tell me shit. It took me a while to really realize. You know what it was? H&M for me. That's hot shit. That's cool guy shit.

Man, Kohl's to me was, it took me a while to realize Kohl's wasn't, At the forefront of fashion. I thought it was. I so thought it was. I thought Sonoma, Arizona or whatever. Sonoma. I thought Sonoma was like, I'm like, you couldn't tell me shit. It took me a while to really realize. You know what it was? H&M for me. That's hot shit. That's cool guy shit.

Man, Kohl's to me was, it took me a while to realize Kohl's wasn't, At the forefront of fashion. I thought it was. I so thought it was. I thought Sonoma, Arizona or whatever. Sonoma. I thought Sonoma was like, I'm like, you couldn't tell me shit. It took me a while to really realize. You know what it was? H&M for me. That's hot shit. That's cool guy shit.

That was the first time I'm like, oh, I can buy. I don't have to think. I can just buy stuff here, and it's $9. Great. And I'm kind of cool. That was the first time. Yeah. Everything else, I was just wearing hoodies and jeans, just whatever I could get my hands on.

That was the first time I'm like, oh, I can buy. I don't have to think. I can just buy stuff here, and it's $9. Great. And I'm kind of cool. That was the first time. Yeah. Everything else, I was just wearing hoodies and jeans, just whatever I could get my hands on.

That was the first time I'm like, oh, I can buy. I don't have to think. I can just buy stuff here, and it's $9. Great. And I'm kind of cool. That was the first time. Yeah. Everything else, I was just wearing hoodies and jeans, just whatever I could get my hands on.

Stinks. No good. Sure. Of course. They don't even do the clothes right, I would argue. Fair enough. That's just me. This one's from Ozempic, gold medalist, $10 bozo. One time I did ecstasy, went and got my haircut at the mall. It was the best haircut I ever had. Felt real good. I've gotten my hair cut at a mall before. Not my proudest moment. We did it on the road.

Stinks. No good. Sure. Of course. They don't even do the clothes right, I would argue. Fair enough. That's just me. This one's from Ozempic, gold medalist, $10 bozo. One time I did ecstasy, went and got my haircut at the mall. It was the best haircut I ever had. Felt real good. I've gotten my hair cut at a mall before. Not my proudest moment. We did it on the road.

Stinks. No good. Sure. Of course. They don't even do the clothes right, I would argue. Fair enough. That's just me. This one's from Ozempic, gold medalist, $10 bozo. One time I did ecstasy, went and got my haircut at the mall. It was the best haircut I ever had. Felt real good. I've gotten my hair cut at a mall before. Not my proudest moment. We did it on the road.