Mike Owens

Who hasn't? This one's from Ron7. $5 goon and new to the Tron. Is it garbage to take photos of all the good recipes in a cookbook at a bookstore with no intent on buying the book? Man. I can't hate. I've never thought of that, and I can't hate it. That's brilliant. We haven't talked about bookstores. We haven't. Brentano's. What's it called? Barnes and Nobles. Barnes and Nobles.

What's the other one? Barnes and Nobles is the funniest video ever. There's Barnes and Nobles, and there was another one, another big one. Borders. Borders. I think Borders went under if I had to guess. Yes, they did. And Amazon owns Barnes & Nobles now.

What's the other one? Barnes and Nobles is the funniest video ever. There's Barnes and Nobles, and there was another one, another big one. Borders. Borders. I think Borders went under if I had to guess. Yes, they did. And Amazon owns Barnes & Nobles now.

What's the other one? Barnes and Nobles is the funniest video ever. There's Barnes and Nobles, and there was another one, another big one. Borders. Borders. I think Borders went under if I had to guess. Yes, they did. And Amazon owns Barnes & Nobles now.

I could be wrong. That's crazy. But, yeah, I mean, that Barnes & Noble, you know, we would go to that Barnes & Noble in Union Square to poop a lot. To poop and to sit. I remember one time. Because they had tables. Yeah, they had tables. You could go and get a cup of coffee, sit there. But the rest of the homeless people, I remember one time I had to go to the bathroom.

I could be wrong. That's crazy. But, yeah, I mean, that Barnes & Noble, you know, we would go to that Barnes & Noble in Union Square to poop a lot. To poop and to sit. I remember one time. Because they had tables. Yeah, they had tables. You could go and get a cup of coffee, sit there. But the rest of the homeless people, I remember one time I had to go to the bathroom.

I could be wrong. That's crazy. But, yeah, I mean, that Barnes & Noble, you know, we would go to that Barnes & Noble in Union Square to poop a lot. To poop and to sit. I remember one time. Because they had tables. Yeah, they had tables. You could go and get a cup of coffee, sit there. But the rest of the homeless people, I remember one time I had to go to the bathroom.

So it was you, me, you, and Tom. I think it was just maybe me and you. And you're like, I'll stay out front. And I'm like, I got to go. I run in. And me and this homeless guy are, like, rushing up the escalator, and I realize that he's also going to the bathroom, and he's got the angle on me. He's got, like, half a flight of stairs on me. Angle of pursuit?

So it was you, me, you, and Tom. I think it was just maybe me and you. And you're like, I'll stay out front. And I'm like, I got to go. I run in. And me and this homeless guy are, like, rushing up the escalator, and I realize that he's also going to the bathroom, and he's got the angle on me. He's got, like, half a flight of stairs on me. Angle of pursuit?

So it was you, me, you, and Tom. I think it was just maybe me and you. And you're like, I'll stay out front. And I'm like, I got to go. I run in. And me and this homeless guy are, like, rushing up the escalator, and I realize that he's also going to the bathroom, and he's got the angle on me. He's got, like, half a flight of stairs on me. Angle of pursuit?

And they're the small escalator, so you can't even pass them. Oh, man. So, like, you had to get up. And I'm trying to take him at the corners. It's like six escalators. That's kill or be killed. And he got there before me. And I had to come back down. You're like, you're done? I go, we got to find fucking. I probably went over that Whole Foods or whatever is right there. Yeah.

And they're the small escalator, so you can't even pass them. Oh, man. So, like, you had to get up. And I'm trying to take him at the corners. It's like six escalators. That's kill or be killed. And he got there before me. And I had to come back down. You're like, you're done? I go, we got to find fucking. I probably went over that Whole Foods or whatever is right there. Yeah.

And they're the small escalator, so you can't even pass them. Oh, man. So, like, you had to get up. And I'm trying to take him at the corners. It's like six escalators. That's kill or be killed. And he got there before me. And I had to come back down. You're like, you're done? I go, we got to find fucking. I probably went over that Whole Foods or whatever is right there. Yeah.

Nah, man, it was homeless galore.

Nah, man, it was homeless galore.

Nah, man, it was homeless galore.

I know, but you go to a nice suburb. We go to one in the burbs, nice suburban Barnes & Noble. It's quiet. It's like going back in time. You're walking around going, hey, can I help you find anything? It smells nice. They got the starbeezies going.

I know, but you go to a nice suburb. We go to one in the burbs, nice suburban Barnes & Noble. It's quiet. It's like going back in time. You're walking around going, hey, can I help you find anything? It smells nice. They got the starbeezies going.

I know, but you go to a nice suburb. We go to one in the burbs, nice suburban Barnes & Noble. It's quiet. It's like going back in time. You're walking around going, hey, can I help you find anything? It smells nice. They got the starbeezies going.

You know what I mean? I don't. I'm sorry. I've never been in there. More than anywhere else, I don't think. I don't think people are specifically bossing around Barnes & Noble people. I always got that vibe. I always felt bad for them. Yeah, I mean, maybe in the city, but that's a little different. I mean, you go to a nice, quiet suburb, they're like librarians.