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Mike Owens

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
588 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

You know what I mean? I don't. I'm sorry. I've never been in there. More than anywhere else, I don't think. I don't think people are specifically bossing around Barnes & Noble people. I always got that vibe. I always felt bad for them. Yeah, I mean, maybe in the city, but that's a little different. I mean, you go to a nice, quiet suburb, they're like librarians.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

You know what I mean? I don't. I'm sorry. I've never been in there. More than anywhere else, I don't think. I don't think people are specifically bossing around Barnes & Noble people. I always got that vibe. I always felt bad for them. Yeah, I mean, maybe in the city, but that's a little different. I mean, you go to a nice, quiet suburb, they're like librarians.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

You should make a move on this. Take the show. Buy the show. We work for you. I've heard someone's up for sale. Also, if you're listening, Foley is interested in selling his steak. But you have $1,200 on you. Just saying. Um... This one is something I feel, speaking of retail, needs to be appreciated. This is from JB. I worked at a candy store right out of high school.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

You should make a move on this. Take the show. Buy the show. We work for you. I've heard someone's up for sale. Also, if you're listening, Foley is interested in selling his steak. But you have $1,200 on you. Just saying. Um... This one is something I feel, speaking of retail, needs to be appreciated. This is from JB. I worked at a candy store right out of high school.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

You should make a move on this. Take the show. Buy the show. We work for you. I've heard someone's up for sale. Also, if you're listening, Foley is interested in selling his steak. But you have $1,200 on you. Just saying. Um... This one is something I feel, speaking of retail, needs to be appreciated. This is from JB. I worked at a candy store right out of high school.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

Business was constantly so slow, so I would sit at the register and watch Netflix. I made it through all of Prison Break, Sons of Anarchy, and Breaking Bad. There's something to say for those little stores that you walk in and it's just dead. And the guy, not that he doesn't give a fuck, but he's just going, eh. What do you want from me? Yeah, like, guy, take a look around. I'll ring you up.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

Business was constantly so slow, so I would sit at the register and watch Netflix. I made it through all of Prison Break, Sons of Anarchy, and Breaking Bad. There's something to say for those little stores that you walk in and it's just dead. And the guy, not that he doesn't give a fuck, but he's just going, eh. What do you want from me? Yeah, like, guy, take a look around. I'll ring you up.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

Business was constantly so slow, so I would sit at the register and watch Netflix. I made it through all of Prison Break, Sons of Anarchy, and Breaking Bad. There's something to say for those little stores that you walk in and it's just dead. And the guy, not that he doesn't give a fuck, but he's just going, eh. What do you want from me? Yeah, like, guy, take a look around. I'll ring you up.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

I ain't holding your hand. How's a candy store dead? You know? Yeah, I mean, people aren't going to, I mean, I don't know. Outside the summer. You think? I don't know. What if it was in an industrial, I don't know, foot traffic? I had a lot of shit going on. That's the owner's problem. They think this kid's fault. Sure.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

I ain't holding your hand. How's a candy store dead? You know? Yeah, I mean, people aren't going to, I mean, I don't know. Outside the summer. You think? I don't know. What if it was in an industrial, I don't know, foot traffic? I had a lot of shit going on. That's the owner's problem. They think this kid's fault. Sure.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

I ain't holding your hand. How's a candy store dead? You know? Yeah, I mean, people aren't going to, I mean, I don't know. Outside the summer. You think? I don't know. What if it was in an industrial, I don't know, foot traffic? I had a lot of shit going on. That's the owner's problem. They think this kid's fault. Sure.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

I'm just saying the fact that that is a great retail job where you're like, I'm just a body in this store so no one robs it. Right. And I'm just watching fucking whatever all day. I respect that. That is very fucking, that is very American. I'm just fucking here, dude. I'm collecting a goddamn paycheck.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

I'm just saying the fact that that is a great retail job where you're like, I'm just a body in this store so no one robs it. Right. And I'm just watching fucking whatever all day. I respect that. That is very fucking, that is very American. I'm just fucking here, dude. I'm collecting a goddamn paycheck.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

I'm just saying the fact that that is a great retail job where you're like, I'm just a body in this store so no one robs it. Right. And I'm just watching fucking whatever all day. I respect that. That is very fucking, that is very American. I'm just fucking here, dude. I'm collecting a goddamn paycheck.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

Yeah. I don't know, man. I don't know how to work the system. Yeah, Randy's not here today. I can only ring it up. Yeah. All right, this is Snake with Arms. When I worked in retail, if someone ever asked, do you have any more in the back, I would go in the back to look. But in reality, that was a free 10-minute break, and I'd just tell them no when we came back.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

Yeah. I don't know, man. I don't know how to work the system. Yeah, Randy's not here today. I can only ring it up. Yeah. All right, this is Snake with Arms. When I worked in retail, if someone ever asked, do you have any more in the back, I would go in the back to look. But in reality, that was a free 10-minute break, and I'd just tell them no when we came back.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

Yeah. I don't know, man. I don't know how to work the system. Yeah, Randy's not here today. I can only ring it up. Yeah. All right, this is Snake with Arms. When I worked in retail, if someone ever asked, do you have any more in the back, I would go in the back to look. But in reality, that was a free 10-minute break, and I'd just tell them no when we came back.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

Listen, that is a big โ€“ it took me for a long time โ€“ Would you ever have anything in the back? There was no back. Everything you see is out. People go, no, but like... Can you check? And I go... I didn't know that. I mean, that Macy's doesn't have a back. Like, everything's out. They're not like... Oh, you're sitting on... I mean, maybe some places, but that Macy's, everything's out.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

Listen, that is a big โ€“ it took me for a long time โ€“ Would you ever have anything in the back? There was no back. Everything you see is out. People go, no, but like... Can you check? And I go... I didn't know that. I mean, that Macy's doesn't have a back. Like, everything's out. They're not like... Oh, you're sitting on... I mean, maybe some places, but that Macy's, everything's out.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Retail Stores Edition w/ Kippy & Foley

Listen, that is a big โ€“ it took me for a long time โ€“ Would you ever have anything in the back? There was no back. Everything you see is out. People go, no, but like... Can you check? And I go... I didn't know that. I mean, that Macy's doesn't have a back. Like, everything's out. They're not like... Oh, you're sitting on... I mean, maybe some places, but that Macy's, everything's out.