Mike Wozniak

You do know this story.

You do know this story.

Maybe, yeah, yeah. So there's this sort of Miyagi-style kind of training, secret training going on. And then, yeah, he wants to trim his beard and get his dream curls going for wedding day. He wants all the bells and no frizz. That's it.

Maybe, yeah, yeah. So there's this sort of Miyagi-style kind of training, secret training going on. And then, yeah, he wants to trim his beard and get his dream curls going for wedding day. He wants all the bells and no frizz. That's it.

Is it a tentagel thing, is it? Or is that imposed later?

Is it a tentagel thing, is it? Or is that imposed later?

Yeah. Oh, you can't go anywhere rural in England and parts of Wales without someone claiming this is, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, you can't go anywhere rural in England and parts of Wales without someone claiming this is, yeah.

The gift shop needs... It's all about merch.

The gift shop needs... It's all about merch.

Amazing.

Amazing.

Can you describe how he does that?

Can you describe how he does that?

He's more of the show pony end of things. You don't want to trust him in a fight, do you? He's prattling about in his handstands, showing off to local peasants.

He's more of the show pony end of things. You don't want to trust him in a fight, do you? He's prattling about in his handstands, showing off to local peasants.

Is he a polyglot? Is he a man of many tongues? That's a very, very good guess.

Is he a polyglot? Is he a man of many tongues? That's a very, very good guess.

Nowhere near.

Nowhere near.