Mikhail Gonsalves

It was.

And then also the fact that your gun's going to jam while everyone's looking at you.

It's just like, this is awkward.

You should definitely do this.

So here's what you do.

You go get a folding table from Home Depot because the folding ones have little handles on them.

And so you start running the course of fire one-handed, taking your table with you.

People are like, what the hell is he doing?

And then as soon as it jams, you stop, holster, unfold your table, pop it.

refold up your table and continue the course of fire.

That would be the ultimate flex.

What about the ones you do on Wednesdays every month?

But you could run a rifle on that, too, if you needed to.

We're not on the same track here.

Worth it.

No, what I was going to suggest is for the indoor range matches, you shoot them with your semi-auto, your 30.6 AR with the muzzle brake.

You just need to argue that you don't need to put more than one round on each target because you just shot the bastard at point-blank range of 30-06.

He's dead now.

Yeah, power factored him.

That might actually fly.