Mikhail Gonsalves

There are four rules.

So, you know what guns don't have weird buffers that you have to worry about?

Those ones behind me.

Dash Kalashnikov has no buffer, just spring.

And those springs will bite you.

I mean, that's fine.

The gun needs a blood sacrifice.

That freaking OPAP above my head.

I was saying a gallon of blood would be an exaggeration, but it's taken a lot of blood out of me.

anyway then they had the end email now they have the z-pap oh z-pap is like c-pap sorry god damn it sam sorry i adhd'd for a moment i mean z-pap c-pap one moment it's like we could get you you need to buy a z-pap you need to buy a z-pap let me finish you need to buy a z-pap and then hang it up next to your c-pap

And then you can make all kinds of puns.

You go on a road trip, you're like, honey, bring the Z-Pap.

And she goes, the what?

And then you see which one she brings out.

Oh, I hate that.

Oh, I thought it was so that they'd have small dick pics.

Nice.

He's like, God damn it, another one.

Some of us pushed the nipple down in front of the buffer tube and got hit in the face by it the first time.

Oh, I said talk about pressure.