Mina Kimes

Or, like, come over and, like, look around and point things in my house that need to be fixed.

Yeah, he's the same way. We have to put, if I have any food, not even like unpackaged food, packaged food, it has to be on a counter high enough for him to not get to. We have had some disasters in the past, gifts of chocolate left on credenzas, emergency trips to the veterinarian because of his absolutely insatiable appetite. Lena, have you ever taken Lenny to get his picture with Santa Claus?

Yeah, he's the same way. We have to put, if I have any food, not even like unpackaged food, packaged food, it has to be on a counter high enough for him to not get to. We have had some disasters in the past, gifts of chocolate left on credenzas, emergency trips to the veterinarian because of his absolutely insatiable appetite. Lena, have you ever taken Lenny to get his picture with Santa Claus?

We did, yeah. Obviously before I had a child, an actual child. I think it was about five years ago in New York. I have the picture somewhere if you guys want to see it.

We did, yeah. Obviously before I had a child, an actual child. I think it was about five years ago in New York. I have the picture somewhere if you guys want to see it.

Wait, so Dan, are you like thinking of Santa like he's like the Pope? Not that the Pope doesn't have him, but is there like a vow of chastity involved in being Santa Claus? Because Santa, they don't have kids, right? The elves aren't their actual children.

Wait, so Dan, are you like thinking of Santa like he's like the Pope? Not that the Pope doesn't have him, but is there like a vow of chastity involved in being Santa Claus? Because Santa, they don't have kids, right? The elves aren't their actual children.

Let's get her reaction. Are you guys sharing these or no? Would you like me to graphically describe what I'm seeing here?

Let's get her reaction. Are you guys sharing these or no? Would you like me to graphically describe what I'm seeing here?

The famous Chris Jones. You guys remember that moment? Yeah. God, I look like he's got a whole thing of mistletoe stuffed in there. I mean, we are talking. God. Yeah.

The famous Chris Jones. You guys remember that moment? Yeah. God, I look like he's got a whole thing of mistletoe stuffed in there. I mean, we are talking. God. Yeah.

all right well it's a very um clearly skimpy tight pair of red shorts that this man is wearing and what you are seeing looks like someone literally took like a thing of jingle bells and just put them behind some red cloth um

all right well it's a very um clearly skimpy tight pair of red shorts that this man is wearing and what you are seeing looks like someone literally took like a thing of jingle bells and just put them behind some red cloth um

About the size of two limes, maybe? Just trying to be linear for the audience.

About the size of two limes, maybe? Just trying to be linear for the audience.

No, this is... What's wild about this, though, Jess, is, like, this is every photo. Like, there's no photo and no pet parent received a photo or actual parent that doesn't have this based on the image I'm seeing. It's not just like he was in the wrong position at the wrong time for your dog. This man corrupted an entire day of... people's lives.

No, this is... What's wild about this, though, Jess, is, like, this is every photo. Like, there's no photo and no pet parent received a photo or actual parent that doesn't have this based on the image I'm seeing. It's not just like he was in the wrong position at the wrong time for your dog. This man corrupted an entire day of... people's lives.

Like the kind that you cut in half to like salt, you know, like when you're making like a margarita and you're just squeezing a little bit of lime. Not like fully mature. I can't believe I'm describing this in such vivid detail. Lime might have been... You know, like the little ones, the cheap ones that are kind of hard at the grocery store that come in a bag.

Like the kind that you cut in half to like salt, you know, like when you're making like a margarita and you're just squeezing a little bit of lime. Not like fully mature. I can't believe I'm describing this in such vivid detail. Lime might have been... You know, like the little ones, the cheap ones that are kind of hard at the grocery store that come in a bag.

Not like Florida fancy limes. I guess that is a distinction for you guys locally.