Hour 2: Jolly Old Saint Dick
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What is Jagermeister and how should we drink it?
Listen, boys, we got to talk about Jägermeister, a go-to guy at home, at the bar, or maybe even out at the rink. A drink so ice cold, it deserves its own video tribute at every sports bar across North America. No trash talk, no running its mouth. We love the confidence on them. Jägermeister sent us an ad to read on the show, but they're so confident they said, don't do any of that normal ad stuff. Tell the listeners two things. Jägermeister is great, but everyone's been drinking it wrong. Damn, that's cold. Well, how should we be drinking it? They're so glad you asked. Ice cold at zero degrees Fahrenheit, to be exact. Ice cold shots of Jagermeister. That's it. That's all they want to tell you. So wherever you are, if you're hanging out with friends or at the bar, call the shots.
Cheers with ice cold shots of Jagermeister. Damn, that's cold.
And remember to check Jagermeister out at DraftKingsXJagermeister.com.
Drink responsibly. Jagermeister liqueur, 35% alcohol by volume. Imported by Mass Jagermeister U.S. White Plains, New York. Now's a good time to remember where tequila's story truly began. In 1795, Cuervo invented tequila. Cuervo. What are you doing here?
Cuervo. Anytime someone says Cuervo, I show up.
Cuervo.
The tequila that invented tequila.
Cuervo.
Do you know this one friend who just comes out of bed in the morning and then doesn't come out of his grin? Who is even in front of the first coffee, shamelessly well-groomed, and radiates the morning sun around the bed? Terrible. Disgusting. How can you just...
This is the Dan Levitar Show with the Stugatz Podcast.
That's right. It's Thursday Thunder, and it's brought to you by our friends at DraftKings. Stay tuned because you'll hear all about DraftKings and all it has to offer throughout the show. DraftKings, the crown is yours. Tony, what do we got?
Dano, tonight we've got a true Thursday Thunder.
Thank you. That didn't feel like a true Thursday Thunder. That sounded like fake thunder to me. That was fake thunder. This is real thunder.
What happened to Jay Leno?
This sounded real to me. No, no, this is real. All right. So the four-pick parlay went so well last time that we're going to go back to the well in hopes for a different result. Four-pick parlay tonight for Thursday night football. This was put together by Mike Ryan, by the way, because I'm an over guy. I'm not an under guy. I don't like being the under guy, Dan. I'm the over guy. Nobody likes being the under guy. Mike Ryan has under 37 as the first leg. 37 is not a lot of points. Good God. That's very low. It's a very low score. I don't hate that, though. Steelers defense, damn good. Second leg, Cleveland Browns plus 7.5.
So you're telling me that we are going tonight to Flanagan's to have a watch party. And Flanagan's, I warn you, we bring a lot of people with us wherever we go. Be ready for what it is that we're bringing your way. We're bringing your way less than 37 points. A football game. with less than 37 points.
Just start cooking the rib rolls now.
Yeah. But I have 20 of them. Yeah. So Cleveland Browns plus seven and a half. That's the second leg. Next one. Over half of an interception for Jameis Winston tonight. Money in the bank. Half.
I'm going to put my entire, my daughter's entire college fund into that tonight.
Well said. Well said. Last leg, under three and a half total touchdowns for both teams. So that's under 37, Cleveland Browns plus seven and a half, over half an interception for Jameis Winston, under three and a half total touchdowns for both teams gives you a plus 400 touchdown.
Parley. Jessica, why are you making the stink face at Tony? What don't you like about what he's saying?
It's fine. It's Mike's, not mine. I know. I'm not making the stink face at Tony. I think that you're putting not a lot of faith in the Steelers' offense, but the other side of that is it's Thursday night after a big divisional game on Sunday, and the Steelers on Thursday night in divisional games have historically just not been very good. So I think the reasoning, I see both sides of the reasoning there, but I'm hoping that the Steelers score 40 points and win in a blowout and hit all of the overs.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is Jagermeister and how should we drink it?
0:01–2:48
2
What is Thursday Thunder?
2:48
3
What happened to Jay Leno?
1:56–25:37
4
What is the significance of Around the Horn's end?
25:37
5
How has the NFL changed this season?
22:45–23:11
6
What are the latest updates on Sauce Gardner?
23:11–52:03
Speakers
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