Miranda Sawyer

And it's about the Blovers Oasis battle, isn't it?

And...

You involved me early on in this because because basically I interviewed Noel Gallagher and he came out with a kind of the hardcore quote about Damon.

Yeah.

And then you turned it into a script, which is like on one level.

Yes, well, somebody sent me her picture because we had mutual friends.

And I was like, I can't believe somebody's playing me in a play.

It's completely changed.

No, they're not.

And the thing is that I thought about the play for one of the main things, which I still think now, is that somehow Liam...

has become absolutely a national treasure.

As soon as you see him anywhere, whether it's a representation of him, whether it's a video of him or whatever, people kind of cheer and laugh.

He's like a cartoon, even though he's obviously a living person.

He's a living human being, but he has become something.

He epitomizes something about the British spirit that people absolutely love.

More than anyone from any of that era.

Nobody knows.

Like, there's no social mores, because Liam's in the room, he'll do what he likes.

Everyone crying.

If you think about that time when you were an A&R, and I always want to say A&R person because I'm such a femo, but it was A&R men.