Mo Rocca

We gotta be here to see this parade and respect the other people that are Irish.

You know what I'm saying?

Of course.

Mo Rocco, ladies and gentlemen.

Too big to fail!

They're angry at the bonus schemes!

They're angry at the bailout!

They want to be heard!

Hi, Jared.

I mean, I don't know.

I get the idea of go big or go home, but Greenland is huge.

I mean, it's the size of three Texases.

Couldn't he have demanded, I don't know, Monaco or Luxembourg or something smaller that maybe they would have given him that?

I assume that they do stuff all the time when we're not around.

Wait, the other end for what?

A little ditty about a shack and a fan.

First, he was John Cougar, then John Cougar Mellencamp, then John Mellencamp, but he's always been a Hoosiers football fan.

Even when Indiana University's football team was a joke, which it was for a long time, Mellencamp and his Marlboro Reds were there.

His loyalty was rewarded when the school built the Heartland Rocker and self-described antisocial guy his own small wooden shack

way up high on top of the stadium.