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Old mate sounds like that, you know, I reckon he's that first-time caller, long-time listener, fuckwit.

G'day, lads.

It's the Average Athlete here.

Just here for a bit of a pig in yarn.

Firstly, though, I want to say fucking how awesome you blokes are doing.

Seriously, you motivate everyone in this community.

It's unbelievable.

Thanks, mate.

Yeah, this is obviously now that you lads are getting stuck in your pig hunting work.

I fucking love it, by the way.

Just want to see what your guys' thoughts are about your dogs and stuff.

When we go hunting, we've got about five or six dogs.

We run between us all, and we always talk about what we think their voices would be like if they could talk and if they were human.

Now, me mate's got this dog Zippy.

He's like a little dingo pup-looking thing, yellow-looking dog, and he's fucking just loose.

But we reckon he's got the voice of little Donnie out of the Wild Thornberries, and he goes...

He's just fully up it all the time, running around.

I think that's a pretty good one.

And then you've got Alan, who's like a stag, but staghound thing, cross hairy dog.

And I reckon his voice would be like, where's the pigs at?