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Monica Maus

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
126 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

Did you get the scan?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

And he was like, so I think I need to change the procedure.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

So I'm kind of thinking sometimes it can get down until the scrotal sac, maybe the testicle came up.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

And he was like, no, no, there's something in there.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

And I said, something in where?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

He's like, there's something in them and I don't think they know that it's there.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

He was like, I'm just going to come up and I'm just going to show it to you.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

Part of my job is anticipating the supplies that we need because I scrub in and I help them.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

Yeah.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

I kind of need to know what's going on so that I can prepare.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

So he comes up and he pulls up the scan and I'm looking at it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

And this guy does have an inguinal hernia, which is what he came in to complain for.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

But he also has this bright white, which usually means it's metal, eight to nine inch thing in his abdomen.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

Well, so my first thought was, did this guy get stabbed with like a shiv?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

Because I've seen a lot of scams where things are stuck in people's rectums.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

They're usually near the bottom.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

This one was kind of off to the side, not 100% on the bottom, but far enough that my first instinct wasn't this guy stuck this...

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

up his rectum and he didn't swallow it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

So I'm like, okay, what are we dealing with?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Foreign Object in Butt II

So we're trying to come up with a plan because we're like, is this a pen?