Monica Maus

Well, maybe because he's just on meth.

I mean, that's true, too.

I was trying to be like, OK, this is very specific.

You can't go buy one of these screwdrivers at the store.

Where'd you get it?

Oh, no.

It's probably rusty, too.

Yeah, that's what I mean.

He needs a lot.

It was so covered in other stuff.

That's kind of why I was thinking, how did he forget about it?

Because it probably had to be in there for a week or two or maybe even more in order to travel up as far as it did, because your colon kind of goes this way.

But then at the bottom, you have a sigmoid colon that's literally shaped like an S and it was above the S. It went through the twisties.

It was actually really impressive.

When he comes up to the OR, he was the nicest person ever.

He's like, oh, hey, what's up?

Thanks for helping me.

I gave him the benefit of the doubt.

So I actually had the screwdriver cleaned with the rest of the instruments and gave it to the surgeon to give back to him.

And the surgeon was kind of like, use with caution slash if you were storing it, maybe find a different spot.