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Monica Padman

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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

My parents weren't really thrilled, but...

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

So the first two days went really, really well, you know, just drinking, pool, beach, typical spring break.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

But that third day I was really hungover.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

So I decided I was like, oh, I don't think I'm going to drink today.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

It always starts off that way.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

But I actually did stay sober.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

So we're at the beach.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

And one thing about me is I cannot pee in the ocean.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

Like I'm just super pee shy.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

I don't think something's going to go up there.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

I think it's just the pressure of I have to like really focus.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

There are people around.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

Yeah, too much motion.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

I need to be just right.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

So I was like, okay.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

I'm going to head back to the hotel to go pee by myself.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

The sand is extremely hot, so I just grab any shoes I could find.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

And they were like my friend's size 12 Crocs.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

I go back to the hotel.